OH YEAH
Ok so remember Alex...the blond guy from work who has the red GSR. I figured out what his problem is. I am always flirting with him, STILL, all the time and very un-subtley, or however you spell that, and I never get ANY KIND OF RESPONSE, and I really thought it was weird because I didn't think he was gay or obsessed with XBox or baseball cards or anything other than cars, which is okay...and THEN, Roy told me (and Roy is gay, so he would know) that Alex is in love with Clarissa the bartender. Ah HAH! The truth is revealed. So it's not that he doesn't like me. He is just in love with Clarissa. Problem solved. Next boy.