~~*Friends Only*~~
I just realized that I have no public post to greet those hapless souls who stumble upon my LJ, so... here. And rather than go on and on about how peerlessly awesome and witty I am1, I'm instead going to leave this post open for my friends and fans to sing my praises2 - of their own volition3, no less!
If you'd like me to add you, please just comment4. Also, feel free to defriend me at any time; I won't take offense.
1 If you bought that line, you'll automatically be added. I need more friends like you. Credulous friends.
2 I mean that literally, by the way. I want singing! I want dancing! Think, "Once More, With Feeling." Think shameless propaganda.
3 Well, if they know what's good for them they will.
<--cracks whip
4 But you don't have to kiss ass. That part was a joke.
If you'd like me to add you, please just comment4. Also, feel free to defriend me at any time; I won't take offense.
1 If you bought that line, you'll automatically be added. I need more friends like you. Credulous friends.
2 I mean that literally, by the way. I want singing! I want dancing! Think, "Once More, With Feeling." Think shameless propaganda.
3 Well, if they know what's good for them they will.
<--cracks whip
4 But you don't have to kiss ass. That part was a joke.