I Choose You
Title: I Choose You
Rating: g
Pairing: gen but if you squint Baekhyun/Minseok, hints of Lu Han/Minseok, Lu Han/Baekhyun and Chanyeol/Minseok
Warning: general stupidity and violence towards Lu Han
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon, nor EXO
Summary: PikaByun likes PikaXiu. Lu Han likes PikaXiu too. PikaXiu likes sleeping, and GirafarigYeol.
PikaXiu is loud and fluffy and really really cute. PikaByun loves him and wants nothing more than to make his best friend really happy, so he always cuddles with him in the cold wood nights and bring him Berries from the highest trees.
PikaXiu is sleeping soundly when the others Pikachu runs through the forest to see the new pokemon trainers. It’s that time of the years already, when the trainers cross the woods in order to reach the nearest city. Some of them manage to catch a Pikachu and PikaXiu and PikaByun’s friends are always happy to go on a new adventure, to make new friends. PikaByun is not impressed. He loves his life in the woods with PikaXiu, and he doesn’t want anything to change. So he curls in PikaXiu’s body warmth and drifts off to sleep.
He’s woken up by a shout and he opens his eyes to an excited face. The boy has pretty eyes, he thinks, brown and warm and bright, but something about his expression seems off, like he’s a little too excited, and then PikaByun realizes that, yes, that stranger was creeping on them while they were sleeping. His rage is unbelievable.
The first encounter between Lu Han the Pokemon Trainer and Byun Baekhyun the Pikachu is traumatic, for both of them. PikaByun swears to himself that weird and creepy smile will always keep him awake at night. Lu Han has been electrocuted, and he’ll only remember a bright light and his hair going all fuzzy, then he wakes up in a hospital room with the worse headache of his life. PikaXiu sleeps through it all, and he doesn’t understand why his dear friend PikaByun is acting so out of it the morning after, like he’s scarred for life.
It’s a traumatic first encounter and PikaByun really hopes he’ll never seen that weirdo again. He’s proved wrong when Lu Han actually decides he really really likes the fluffy and chubby Pikachu who slept in a corner while the crazy evil Pikachu who was with him tried to kill him. So Lu Han doesn’t leave for the nearest town with the pack of pokemon trainers, instead he sets a camp in the woods and appoints his personal life goal as the capture of PikaXiu the Baozi Electric Mouse. PikaByun is not amused. And so begins the The Epic Battle For PikaXiu’s Heart.
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PikaXiu cuddles to the smiling and derpy GirafarigYeol who lives near the Big Oak, and manages to fall asleep in the midst of The Epic Battle For His Heart.
Ending. More or less.
Lu Han leaves the woods three months later.
He lacks three fingers in his left hand and his right hand's pinky, and he's been electrocuted so many times his hair are now a strange blondish-orangish pink. Sadly it’s permanent.
He also have a sleepy PikaXiu and an excited GirafarigYeol currently resting in their pokeballs, and a feisty PikaByun who strongly refuses to enter in his pokeball latched on his ass, his sharp and pointy teeth digging in his left buttock.
After all the blood and toes he's been feeding to that bloodlust fiend he knows he's totally going to win his next medal and possibly the world tournament with PikaByun as his secret weapon.
PikaByun digs his claws in his right buttock and bites harder to avoid falling, Lu Han sighs.
The journey begins.
Facebook is a plotbunnies incubator. Stupidity ensues. As usual, english is not my first language so forgive eventual mistakes.
Rating: g
Pairing: gen but if you squint Baekhyun/Minseok, hints of Lu Han/Minseok, Lu Han/Baekhyun and Chanyeol/Minseok
Warning: general stupidity and violence towards Lu Han
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon, nor EXO
Summary: PikaByun likes PikaXiu. Lu Han likes PikaXiu too. PikaXiu likes sleeping, and GirafarigYeol.
PikaXiu is loud and fluffy and really really cute. PikaByun loves him and wants nothing more than to make his best friend really happy, so he always cuddles with him in the cold wood nights and bring him Berries from the highest trees.
PikaXiu is sleeping soundly when the others Pikachu runs through the forest to see the new pokemon trainers. It’s that time of the years already, when the trainers cross the woods in order to reach the nearest city. Some of them manage to catch a Pikachu and PikaXiu and PikaByun’s friends are always happy to go on a new adventure, to make new friends. PikaByun is not impressed. He loves his life in the woods with PikaXiu, and he doesn’t want anything to change. So he curls in PikaXiu’s body warmth and drifts off to sleep.
He’s woken up by a shout and he opens his eyes to an excited face. The boy has pretty eyes, he thinks, brown and warm and bright, but something about his expression seems off, like he’s a little too excited, and then PikaByun realizes that, yes, that stranger was creeping on them while they were sleeping. His rage is unbelievable.
The first encounter between Lu Han the Pokemon Trainer and Byun Baekhyun the Pikachu is traumatic, for both of them. PikaByun swears to himself that weird and creepy smile will always keep him awake at night. Lu Han has been electrocuted, and he’ll only remember a bright light and his hair going all fuzzy, then he wakes up in a hospital room with the worse headache of his life. PikaXiu sleeps through it all, and he doesn’t understand why his dear friend PikaByun is acting so out of it the morning after, like he’s scarred for life.
It’s a traumatic first encounter and PikaByun really hopes he’ll never seen that weirdo again. He’s proved wrong when Lu Han actually decides he really really likes the fluffy and chubby Pikachu who slept in a corner while the crazy evil Pikachu who was with him tried to kill him. So Lu Han doesn’t leave for the nearest town with the pack of pokemon trainers, instead he sets a camp in the woods and appoints his personal life goal as the capture of PikaXiu the Baozi Electric Mouse. PikaByun is not amused. And so begins the The Epic Battle For PikaXiu’s Heart.
-
PikaXiu cuddles to the smiling and derpy GirafarigYeol who lives near the Big Oak, and manages to fall asleep in the midst of The Epic Battle For His Heart.
Ending. More or less.
Lu Han leaves the woods three months later.
He lacks three fingers in his left hand and his right hand's pinky, and he's been electrocuted so many times his hair are now a strange blondish-orangish pink. Sadly it’s permanent.
He also have a sleepy PikaXiu and an excited GirafarigYeol currently resting in their pokeballs, and a feisty PikaByun who strongly refuses to enter in his pokeball latched on his ass, his sharp and pointy teeth digging in his left buttock.
After all the blood and toes he's been feeding to that bloodlust fiend he knows he's totally going to win his next medal and possibly the world tournament with PikaByun as his secret weapon.
PikaByun digs his claws in his right buttock and bites harder to avoid falling, Lu Han sighs.
The journey begins.
Facebook is a plotbunnies incubator. Stupidity ensues. As usual, english is not my first language so forgive eventual mistakes.