From Jesse, this is the best thing I have ever read!

[aprilbaby7]

good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series
of promises that actually speak of true friendship:

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking
you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I
get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
again. I don't want whatever you have, but I will send you a "get well"
card.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laug h at your clumsy ass, but I
will help you up.

9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
"because you are my friend".

"Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get Depressed because
you can only think of 4."

Remember.......A good friend will help you move.....a REALLY good
friend will help you move a body.......let me know if You ever need me
to bring a shovel.

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only
you Can feel the true warmth.