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themostperfectsn: if mini-marts are open 365 days a year, 24 hours a day 7 days a week, why do the doors have locks on them

themostperfectsn: how many drunks does it take to change a light bulb
asmilespecialy4u: umm how many?
themostperfectsn: twenty-one. one to hold the light bulb and twenty to drink until the bulb spins.