Jul 14, 2005 23:53
well my friends, i know you guys are going to be astonished when you hear the news. i myself was very taken aback to hear this. i didn't expect it at all. i was sitting here talking to my good friend alex joyce - like i always do - when she came to me and said "ashley, i'm changing my ways." of course, i had no clue what alex was talking about. so i asked "what are you talking about?" she then informed me that she was going to quit smoking pot, saying the word fuck, and hating her little brother. i was very shocked. i didn't know what to say, so she broke the silence for me. "ashley, i know it's hard to believe, but i'm not joking." is what she said.
so there you have it people. it is in fact true. unbelievable, but very true.