Apricot Legacy 1.1
Last time: We met Poppy Apricot who woo'd Hal off his feet. They married (quickly) and began to work on Generation 2. In spite of the lulz, Poppy stayed adorable and began to work on her LTW. Hal, on the other hand, tried to not piss me off. Don't worry, though. he succeeded in this update. >.<
Since Hal brought in a ton of simoleons when he and Poppy got married, they moved to a brand new house! Front view. (House built by: Steven8910 @ MTS, edited & furnished by me)
Second floor. Clockwise from the bottom: Nursery, bathroom, entry-way, teen's room.
First floor. Clockwise from bottom: Entry-way, kitchen, dining room/study, bathroom, main bedroom.
Basement. Clockwise from bottom: Soon-to-be heir room, bathroom, TV room, and overflow/etc. room. This area is still a work in progress because we ran out of fundz. D:
Entry way.
Main bedroom.
Bathroom.
Kitchen.
Dining room/study area.
HI, TOTZ.
Entry leading out into the backyard/garden area.
Second floor entry/art area.
Upstairs bathroom.
Nursery/favorite room in the house.
Teen's bedroom.
Basement/TV room.
Hal got a makeover!
Hmm. Why does this look familiar?
Oh. That's right...
I know. I'm ashamed too, Hal.
To be a helpful member of the family, Hal decides to try his hand at improving his logic skill with chess Words with Friends.
Hal: Aha! New game with MelonMan101. Let's see...I have the letters T-I-P-C-O-A-S...I'll play the word SOAP! 12 points!
Hal: MelonMan101 scored 63 points by using the word zygote.
Poppy: You should have played Apricots.
After Poppy's stroke of genius, her first pop happens! D'awh. BRING ME BABEZ.
Or vomit. That's cool too.
Hal continues to be an ass and dreams of himself. Constantly.
SERIOUSLY HAL?! YOU SAID YES, REMEMBER?
What's his? Hal actually being nice to his wife?
Hal: Maybe I can hear him move!
Hal: I hear my seed...
Hal: What?
Poppy: I'd really enjoy it if you'd read a baby book to prepare for our child. If not, I'm afraid you'll frighten it and continue to frighten me.
*facenom*
Hal accepts Poppy's request and reads a baby book. In his underwear.
...While Poppy starts to work on some skill to begin the heir portraits BEFORE EVERYONE DIES.
Hal: Must work on my athletic skill so I can succeed at my job!
*fails*
Hal: WHAT IF I CAN'T SUPPORT MY FAMILY? THEY'LL LEAVE ME.
Uh, are you bipolar, Hal?
Evidence: Picture 1.
Evidence: Picture 2.
STOP IT.
Poppy: I'm really excited for this baby to arrive, my love.
Hal: It better not look like a clown.
Hal: Bitches hate clowns.
Hal: I'm watching you to make sure.
Pregnant!Poppy strut. MY BABY.
Poppy continues to be productive.
And Hal dreams of his seed.
Awkward.
I found Poppy playing in the sprinkler near her beloved garden.
YOU SO SILLY, BB.
Making the bed, Poppy?
Poppy: Tra la la, just making the bed~
FINE, HAL. POPPY WON'T MAKE THE BED ANYMORE IF IT FRIGHTENS YOU.
Oh. POPPY'S IN LABOR!
That's nice, Hal. GO TO SLEEP WHILE YOUR WIFE IS IN LABOR.
...AND DREAM OF YOURSELF? You're a waste of space.
It's a boy!
*herp*
Meet Parker Apricot. He loves the outdoors and working on his fitness. He enjoys listening to Pop music, eating Grilled Salmon, and enjoys wearing the color pink. He's also a Taurus. Although, something tells me he should have been blessed with the Evil trait...even if he is pretty cute.
The parents fail again. I don't blame Poppy for being so tired, though. Hal, on the other hand, hates love and will probably hate Parker, too. IF HE DOESN'T ALREADY. FFff.
Poppy: Watch out, the claw is coming!
Poppy: JUSTKIDDINGILOVEYOU!
Parker: Heeee!
Uh, did something just happen, guys? Ooohhh. Well, in that case...
Parker: I need food! Somebody feed me!
Parker: *pout*
Parker is in love with his IF. Well, if your father hates you, I suppose having something around to love and adore isn't a bad thing...when your mother is away skilling and helping provide for you, that is.
...MOAR BABIEZ?!
Funny story: My game decided to start glitching and Hal got stuck and didn't go to work. 2 hours later, he popped outside of the house and decides "Well, I might as well go now."
Baby bump!
Poppy rolled the want to go on a stroll with Parker.
Uh, Parker?
YOU'RE NOT THE KING OF THE WORLD. YOU'RE A TODDLER.
Parker: *pout/evil glare*
That's better.
Uh Poppy, you didn't even leave the house for the stroll?
20 minutes later and I find them halfway across town. WHAT IS GOING ON.
Hal continues to play WWF.
Does that devilish smile mean you're winning, or...
FUCKING HAL.
Hal: I like breaking computers.
Poor pregnant Poppy had to fix it herself.
Parker continues to love his IF.
Parker: You're my favorite toy in the woooorrrlddd!
Someone should empty that potty behind you, btw.
Poppy: Remember, Parker. You should try and skill as much as you can while you're growing up.
Poppy: Or one day, you won't be much of a help to your wife and she'll want to set you on fire.
Parker: Set ahn fiya!
Hal is searching for some gossip/trash for his reports.
Hal: DOES ANYONE SEE ME?
And Poppy goes into labor while Hal is hard at work creeping people out!
...how unfortunate. I hope she grows into that face.
Meet Nora Apricot! She is a friendly and excitable girl who enjoys listening to Pop music, eating ratatouille, and loves the color blue. She's also a Gemini.
I was in awh of Nora and I missed Parker growing up.
Parker: I HATE YOU.
Parker aged up with the inappropriate trait. I hope he enjoys his new outfit. He does like pink after-all.
Next time: Birthdays, more babies, fail and lulz.
❀ Thanks for reading! ❀
*Flora Apricot was originally made by katu_sims over at pixel_trade during the Founder Collection of June 2011. Many thanks to Katu and the other wonderful submissions over at Pixel Trade!
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