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YESSS
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AHAHA HAIRPIECE!)
Zack: He can take the clothing and leave, now!
Hodgins: yeah? you can take that femur and..
Bones: Dr. Hodgins!
YOU GO DOCTOR HODGINS. YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK. ANGER ISSUES ARE NOT REALLY AN ISSUE, I MEAN
ALL YOU DO IS SNAP THAT LITTLE BAND WHILE BRENNAN GOES AROUND PUNCHING EVERYTHING THAT BREATHES
IN THIS EPISODE AND SHE'S NORMAL? PFFT.
AHAHAHA poor angela, she just wants to go to paris and not have to deal with this~ THAT'S WHERE SHE BELONGS.
Brennan: You will be paid.
Angela: I'M IN.
THAT'S THE ANGELA WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE~
I ALSO LOVE HOW SHE SAYS:
"SKULL-FACIAL-MURDER-BARF-MAKING-MONSTRUOSITY."
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YOU SING IT GURL
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PREACHHH~
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HALLELUJAH~
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AMEN
AND HERE YOU CAN NOTICE HOW TURNED ON BOOTH IS NOW, BECAUSE HE JUST REALISED THIS
CHICK HAS A SEXY BRAIN TO GO WITH THOSE SEXY LEGS AND EYES AND FACE AND BODY AND STOP ME CAUSE I CAN'T STOP MYSELF.
SHE PASSED THE TEST WITH A LOT OF COLOUR~
(IT MEANS SHE DID VERY WELL)
Bones: Why are you interrogating the boyfriend if you're already convinced?
Booth: Because, I want to convince you.
Bones: That's very kind.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU. BUT I CALL THAT FLIRTING. AND EYESEX. FLIRTING EYESEX.
I FEEL BAD FOR POOR BB ZACK, HE HAS TO BE REMEMBERED AS THE APPRENTICE OF A CANNIBALISTIC SERIAL KILLER
AND GET HIT BY BOTH BRENNAN AND HODGINS?
POOR BB ZACK.
ALSO BRENNAN, YOU MIGHT WANT TO TONE IT DOWN A BIT, WE CAN SEE YOUR ANGER ISSUES.
(aprettywastex3:
FLIRT
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FLIRT
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THIS FLIRTING
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TOO MUCH FOR M
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E)
Bones: Are you seeing anyone?
Booth: Wow, right to the point there. Huh Bones? Ahh, casually, but she doesn't really like my hours. You?
Bones: Well, a phycisist has been asking me out, and I've been thinking of saying yes.
Booth: I'd ask you out if I could.
Bones: Why can't you?
Booth: Well there are FBI rules against fraternizing with other agents or consultants.
Bones: That's too bad.
Booth: Glad you think so.
OMFG THIS IS LIKE I'M WATCHING THE TWILIGHT ZONE. LIKE ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE THERES ANOTHER UNIVERSE WITH THE SAME PEOPLE AND THEY INTERACT DIFFERENTLY AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
YOUNGER CHARACTERS PRESENTATION.
-CAROLINE THE SASSY OLD PLOTHOLE.
CAROLINE.
IS HAVING.
NONE.
OF.
THIS.
SHIT.
Bones: No, in fact, I am very intelligent.
Judge: Yeah? You could've fooled me.
OH HALE NO JUDGE. JUST WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? THANKS TO THAT COMMENT YOU RECIEVED
NOT ONE
BUT
2
PUNCHES IN THE NOSE.
AND JUST LOOK AT HOW BOOTH IS STANDING RIGHT THERE LOOKING ALL TURNED ON BY THIS. HOTDAMN WHAT AN ATTRACTIVE COUPLE THEY MAKE.
Bones: Is this very bad?
Booth: I've been wanting to do that for years, you are so hot.
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS HOT? THIS SCENE. SO VERY HOT. I WANNA TAKE IT BEHIND MIDDLE SCHOOL AND GET IT PREGNANT.
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OMG THIS IS
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SO
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EPIC
I AGREE MY FRIEND. I AGREE.
YES. THIS IS WHAT I WANTED TO SEE. A BOOTH GETTING A BRENNAN PREGNANT SO HE COULD FIRE HER.
IDK GUYS, THIS IS JUST SO ROMANTIC~
AND HERE COMES MY FAVE SCENE OF THE WHOLE EPISODE..
Bones: You know, if we don't work together anymore, we can have sex.
Booth: I'll call a cab.
AND THE FANGIRLS SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND SCREAM AND SHOUT AND SAY THINGS LIKE "HOLY HELL HOW EFFING SEXY DID BRENNAN SOUND? HOW EFFIN TURNED OUT DID BOOTH LOOK?"
(and by fangirls, I mean me and colliding-kiss)
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OH
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MY
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GOD
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OMFG
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THIS
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FLIRTING
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ODFMGOFGMNPDFH
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FSHDFHF
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DHFDHOBDSZFPIHSDF
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HSDFJSGJGDGH
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I'M DYIN
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AND HERE COMES. THE SCENE. WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR. SINCE SEASON 3 WHERE THEY HAD THAT CONSOLATION-PRIZE KIND OF KISS UNDER THE MISTLETOE.
A BRENNAN & BONES KISS. I DON'T KNOW IF IT COUNTS A REAL KISS CAUSE IT'S LIKE A PAST KISS. BUT I'M GONNA COUNT IT CAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL WARM AND HAPPY INSIDE
OH
MY
EFFING
GOD.
I DON'T EVEN. LIKE. I HAVE NO WORDS. IT WAS A TOTALLY HOT KISS.
Sweets: .... YOU KISSED.
Booth: Yes.
Bones: There was tongue contact.
Sweets: *faints*
POOR BB SWEETS. I BET HE WAS THINKING "I SHOULD'VE GONE INTO LAWSCHOOL LIKE MY DAD WANTED"
SO AFTER BB SWEETS INSISTED THAT THEY TELL HIM HOW LONG THEIR AFFAIR~ LASTED, BOOTH & BONES EXCHANGE, ONCE AGAIN, A LOVING LOOK AND KEEP GOING.
Bones: We're not spending the night together.
Booth: Of course we are, why not?
Bones: Tequila.
Booth: So you're afraid that when I look at you in the morning I'll have regrets? (LOL BOOTH, AS IF)
Bones: That would never happen.
OH MY GOD. BRENNAN. WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID. CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME. SRY BB BOOTH, I CAN HAVE SEX WITH YOU IF YOU WANT. I BET YOU'RE EXCITED BY MY PROPOSAL. I DON'T BLAME YOU, I WOULD BE EXCITED TOO.
Booth: You know what? You're a cold fish.
Bones: You are a superstitious moron.
Booth: Get a soul.
Bones: Get a brain.
YOU TELL HER BONES. I'M SORRY BUT I AM A SCIENCY PERSON SO I GOTTA AGREE THAT GET A SOUL IS THE LAMEST INSULT EVER.
IT REMINDS ME OF THAT GIRLFRIEND SWEETS ONCE HAD WHO COULD SEE INTO THE FISHES' LITTLE SOULS~
LOL OK FOCUS, RORY, FOCUS.
Bones: Are you ok?
Booth: Here, have a glass of water.
LOLOLOLOL I'M JUST BASICALLY DYING AT THIS SCENE. SERIOUSLY. I LOVE HOW SWEETS IS SO UPSET, LIKE HE JUST FOUND HIS GRANMA DIED.
AND HE WAS SOO SWEET AND QUIET.
till he opened his mouth and starting going on and spouting more psychology stuff.
and brennan was basically like
OH STFU.
I FORGOT TO GET A CAP, BUT BEFORE THIS SCENE, BRENNAN PUNCHES BOOTH.
THAT MAKES A BODY COUNT OF 3, BRENNAN, HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED ATTENDING AND ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASS?
Bones: You are a bully, you grab my arm just like the judge. You use your badge and your gun to intimidate people
Booth: Really? Like the way you use your brain to make people around you feel stupid.
Bones: You are a stupid man, I hate you. (LOL OK, SEE I KIND OF HAVE TO AGREE WITH BOOTH ON THIS ONE)
Booth: Oh, you hate me. What are you, 10 years old? I'm not your dad.
OH HALE NO. YOU DO NOT BRING MAX KEENAN UP. HE'S GONNA GUT YOU AND SET YOU FIRE. HALE HALE NO.
Booth: He still thinks that we slept together
Bones: Wha.. We're not in love with each other.
OHHHHHHHHH, WAY TO HURT HIS FEELINGS THERE LADY. THIS GUY IS TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH YOU. THE FACT THAT HE'S TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO ADMIT IT, THAT'S A TOTALLY
DIFFERENT THING RIGHT THERE, BUT HE LOVES YOU, AND YOU LOVE HIM BACK, SO STOP BEING ALL LIKE "OHH I'M TEMPERANCE I'M SO SO SO IMPORTANT I DON'T LOVE PEOPLE" BECAUSE YOU DO. YOU. JUST DO.
Sweets: If you're not in love, then how come you haven't been in any serious relationships since you two met, huh?
Bones: I don't really do that.
Booth: You know, job, son...
Sweets: One of you has to have the courage to break this. You, it's gotta be you, because you're the gambler. For once, make that work for you.
WAYYYY TO RUB IT IN HIS FACE SWEETS, HE'S A RECOVERING GAMBLER THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
WAIT WHAT AM I SAYING I'M TOTALLY WITH YOU ON THIS.
WELCOME TO THE LAND OF, "NOTHING HAPPENS UNLESS A DREAM FIRST"
SERIOUSLY WRITERS, IF YOU WANTED TO GIVE A NOD TO THE 4TH SEASON FINALE YOU COULD'VE MAKE IT LESS OBVIOUS.
now we drop the LOL crap, and we get more serious. BUT WE DON'T DROP THE CAPS.
Booth: I'm the gambler. I believe in giving this a change. Look, I wanna give this a shot.
Bones: You mean us?
OMGWTFBBQ WHAT IS GOING ON WHAT WHAT WHAT I CANNOT BREATHE
BRENNAN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY YES PLEASE AND THROW YOURSELF IN HIS ARMS. PRETTY PLEASE?
OMG YES. HE KISSED HER. OMG I CAN'T BREATHE, AND I FEEL MORE EXCITED ABOUT THIS KISS BECAUSE IT ISN'T AN "OHH, IT TOTES HAPPENED BEFORE YOU EVEN KNEW THEM LOL" OR AN "LOL SHE HAS TO KISS HIM TO GET A TRAILER TO MAKE CHRISTMAS HAPPEN" KISS. THIS IS AN "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH" KISS.
But of course, Brennan has to screw everything up.
Bones: No, No!
Booth: Why, why?
Bones: You thought you were protecting me, but you're the one who needs protecting.
Booth: Protecting from what?
Bones: From me. I don't have your kind of open heart.
Booth: Let's just give it a chance, that's all I'm asking.
SORRY I CANNOT TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW I'M CRYING SO HARD. THIS IS REALLY SAD, BRENNAN LOVES HIM BUT HE DOESN'T WANT TO HURT HIM =(
Booth: Just hear me out, alright? You know when you talk to older couples who have been in love for 30, or 40, or 50 years, it's always the guy who says "I knew"... I knew, right from the beginning.
Bones: Your evidence is anecdotal.
Booth: I'm that guy, Bones, I'm that guy, I know!
(and here comes the line that broke a MILLION hearts~)Bones: I.. I am not a gambler, I'm a scientist. I can't change, I don't know how. I don't know how..
POOR BB BRENNAN I JUST WANT TO HUG THEM BOTH AND TELL THEM THEY ARE GONNA GET THROUGH THIS. I PROMISE =(
Bones: Please don't look so sad...
OH MY GOD WOMAN, YOU JUST BROKE HIS HEART, I KNOW YOU BROKE YOURS TOO BUT OF COURSE HE'S GOING TO LOOK SAD.
WANT HIM TO NOT BE SAD?
KISS HIM.
A LOT.
THAT'S GONNA MAKE HIM HAPPY.
IT'S GONNA MAKE YOU HAPPY TOO.
I PROMISE
I'M A SCIENTIST TOO TRUST ME.
Bones: Can we still work together?
Booth: .... yeah.
I love how he takes a while to answer her, it's like he feel he owes it to her to still work together even though it will break his heart, because he feels like he did something wrong by coming out with his feelings.
YOU DIDN'T BOOTH. YOU. DID. NOTHING. WRONG. EVERY OTHER WOMAN WOULD BE TURN ON RIGHT NOW, BRENNAN MUST BE BROKE OR STH. ILU BRENNAN SO MUCH BUT SRSLY YOU GOTTA
GET WITH BOOTH, PLEASE =(
Booth: But I gotta move on, I gotta find someone who's gonna love me in 30 years, or 40, or 50.
Bones: I know.
OHMYGOD. THE WAY SHE SAYS I KNOW, IT'S LIKE SHE'S SAYING "I KNOW, I REALLY LOVE YOU BUT I CAN'T DO THIS, I CAN'T HURT YOU" I WANT TO HUG THEM BOTH SO MUCH =(
THIS. IS. JUST. TOO. ADORABLE.
CAN'T. HANDLE. THE ADORABLENESS.
MEANWHILE...
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DSGSDBG;SDUGDS
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OMG
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OGMGOMG
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I AM
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GOING
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TO CRY
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SOB
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IM CRYING
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IM CRYING
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i can't believe this is happening..
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SOBBING
SOBBING
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omg i'm crying
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so hard
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OMG
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SOBBING
I hope you liked this! =)
I really like this episode, YES, even the end.
I feel like this isn't the end, this is just the beginning.
Now that it's out there, it's gonna take a while for Bren to adjust to the idea and realise she wants to be with Booth,
but at least she can start making that mind process.