01. Who are you? thats secret 02. Are we friends? no 03. When and how did we meet? well we were both born at the same time 04. How have I affected you? in every way 05. What do you think of me? bearable 06. What's the fondest memory you have of me? you getting hit in the face with a bowling ball 07. How long do you think we will be friends? we aren't 08. Do you love me? fag 09. Do you have a crush on me? no 10. Would you kiss me? i do every day in the mirror 11. Would you hug me? when im scared 12. Physically, what stands out? youre taller than melissa 13. Emotionally, what stands out? youre an ass 14. Do you wish I was cooler? yeah youre pretty gay 15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 2 16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Mike, thats what everyone else calls you 17. Am I loveable? no not really 18. How long have you known me? all your life 19. Describe me in one word. me? 20. What was your first impression? dont remember 21. Do you still think that way about me now? no i can remember now 22. What do you think my weakness is? youre an ass 23. Do you think I'll get married? yes, to a prostitue from a back alley in Baku, Azerbaijan 24. What makes me happy? eating tonis dog biscuts 25. What makes me sad? eating melissas cat food 26. What reminds you of me? me? 27. If you could give me anything what would it be? a haircut probably 29. How well do you know me? extremely well, im your stalker 29. When's the last time you saw me? this morning 30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? no, for some reason you always know what im about to say 31. Do you think I could kill someone? probably 32. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same? the same 33. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen? probably not 34. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you? no, no one likes you
02. Are we friends? no
03. When and how did we meet? well we were both born at the same time
04. How have I affected you? in every way
05. What do you think of me? bearable
06. What's the fondest memory you have of me? you getting hit in the face with a bowling ball
07. How long do you think we will be friends? we aren't
08. Do you love me? fag
09. Do you have a crush on me? no
10. Would you kiss me? i do every day in the mirror
11. Would you hug me? when im scared
12. Physically, what stands out? youre taller than melissa
13. Emotionally, what stands out? youre an ass
14. Do you wish I was cooler? yeah youre pretty gay
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 2
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Mike, thats what everyone else calls you
17. Am I loveable? no not really
18. How long have you known me? all your life
19. Describe me in one word. me?
20. What was your first impression? dont remember
21. Do you still think that way about me now? no i can remember now
22. What do you think my weakness is? youre an ass
23. Do you think I'll get married? yes, to a prostitue from a back alley in Baku, Azerbaijan
24. What makes me happy? eating tonis dog biscuts
25. What makes me sad? eating melissas cat food
26. What reminds you of me? me?
27. If you could give me anything what would it be? a haircut probably
29. How well do you know me? extremely well, im your stalker
29. When's the last time you saw me? this morning
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? no, for some reason you always know what im about to say
31. Do you think I could kill someone? probably
32. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same? the same
33. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen? probably not
34. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you? no, no one likes you
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