Caffeine Gods Don't Fail Me Now!

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Fell asleep on my bus ride in, prizing open my eyes with extreme difficulty, unrelated to that BURNING ORB IN THE SKY (apparently on its penultimate day of strength this year), all despite two complaining old women rubbishing today's youth.

May the BLADDER-BUSTING MEDIUM-SIZED Coffee see me past my semi-conscious state at present.