I get an SMS from
twic, who is apparently in a Burmese restaurant, and wants to know
what to order.
So I first recommend the classics,
Mohinga,
Lahpet thouk, and Ohn no hkauk swè (coconut chicken noodle soup)... all bust.
Undeterred by what was clearly an inferior 'Burmese' restaurant, I further suggested: Ngapi gyet, Dan bauk, Thayet chin thouk, jin-thouk, Leht-thouk, and
Shan tofu. Bust again!
An infuriated Tom was driven to pickled lamb. I gave him permission to snort derisively at this criminially-false 'Burmese' restaurant. He subsequently shared that they had scandianvian posters, and carbon-neutral Laotian beer. I suggested he ask to try their opium pipes.
Actually, I hope he had some luck with my last ditch dessert suggestion, the unparalleled goodness of sesame coconut cake, Senehmehkin.