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World-champion pizza-making right in my Bay Area. Alas, Tony Gemignani, who has been featured in several TV shows (including Food Network*), is unable to make his prize-winning Neapolitan pizza for lack of permit or variance on a wood-burning oven.

*e.g. pornography for gluttons, cruelty to the starving.

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Oh, and tastey bison!