Grow-er or a show-er?

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So, I'm researching pink eye on the web this morning... clicky, clicky... I'm on webMD and what is the sidebar to link me to?

http://men.webmd.com/features/5-things-you-did-not-know-about-your-penis

I just shit in my own eye and I'd like to know more about my penis?!