Twenty-Nine Names - Your Dose of Crack

[appletite]

What is this place? How have I come to be here?

[OOC: Screw the research - I can blame it on the spell being screwy for inconsistencies

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[misamisaevrware]

Umm, Ryuk...?

[appletite]

Ryuk? Forgive me, madam. You must have me confused for someone else. My name is Luke.

[misamisaevrware]

Whoooooa, they got you, too?! No way!

oh, Luuuuuke! Misa-Misa wants to see this! We should play a game or something!

[appletite]

Pardon me?

Miss . . . Misa-Misa, is it? I do not have time for games. I'm on a very important job right now and would like to know where I am.

[misamisaevrware]

Ehhhhh?!! When did you get all serious, Ryuk? You sound kind of like Light now, teehee~! &hearts

[appletite]

I am not this Ryuk you speak of. And who is Light? I believe you have me confused for someone else, Miss.

[misamisaevrware]

AHHH BUT MISA-MISA LIKES RYUK BETTER!! He plays games and has fun!

Light's Misa-Misa's boyfriend! He's really handsome and smart and caring and noble and...

[litany of praises for Light goes on for quite awhile longer]

[appletite]

[And he's dealt with enough religious fanatics to sit there politely and listen]

Perhaps you should find your betrothed? He might be better able to help you find this Ryuk you seem to confuse me for.

[misamisaevrware]

Ahhh! That's right, what if something weird happened to Light, too?!!

Umm, it was nice meeting you, though, Mr. Luke!

[appletite]

It was a . . . pleasure, Madam.