Dear Santa...
Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In September I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In February I punched perimones in the arm (-10 points). Last Tuesday seelentherapie and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Saturday I helped shiralinh across the street (6 points). In January I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-679 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, appletensai