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So we tried to go to service in a synagogue this morning. There were two bouncers standing outside and really nicely dressed people going inside. We got scared and went to a nearby park. Then we saw the two women who had just gone in come out. We followed them around the side of the building to a side entrance where two more bouncers were waiting. We hid behind a column to attempt to eavesdrop, but mostly I just giggled. I peeked around and they were walking towards us! They were onto us. We got scared again and ran off and eventually found a bouncer-less church. I'm such a terrible Jew.