STORY TIME!!!
Okay, fuckin story time!!! I cannot stop laughing, which is a nice change from the depression and fatigue that has plagued me since I woke up this morning (afternoon, actually).
Yesterday, in the two hours we had to fuck around before Chelsea's new flight (she missed her first one, LOL), we all decided to go to Taco Bell. I hadn't eaten there in like six months. I got a bean and cheese burrito like always, but sadly it was shit. Chrystal and my mom on the other hand, got quesadillas (which we pronounce "kwayz-day-laz", by the way). I probably spelled that wrong, but I don't really care. Anyways, there was fuckin FUZZ all over their quesadillas!! And not moldy fuzz, but like actual linty, soft fuzz!!! Fuck me up the ass, I am laughing so hard. "Did a teddy bear make my kwayz day la???". OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know it's not funny now, but shit, I am laughing so hard I'm crying. God, I wish you all could feel the joy!!
MILK.
So, my day. I slept through my morning plans, which was shopping with Chrystal, and my plans for later, which were watching movies with Adam and Adam, got cancelled. I slept instead, like the sloth that I am.
Okay, so, now I am sitting with two big cups of water in front of me and taking turns drinking out of them. It's because I filled one up but I forgot it was there, so I filled up another one and now I have two!!!!!!
xtakexmexawyx (9:13:15 PM): yeah i think ill have to bring my razor the next time i go to taco bell
Yesterday, in the two hours we had to fuck around before Chelsea's new flight (she missed her first one, LOL), we all decided to go to Taco Bell. I hadn't eaten there in like six months. I got a bean and cheese burrito like always, but sadly it was shit. Chrystal and my mom on the other hand, got quesadillas (which we pronounce "kwayz-day-laz", by the way). I probably spelled that wrong, but I don't really care. Anyways, there was fuckin FUZZ all over their quesadillas!! And not moldy fuzz, but like actual linty, soft fuzz!!! Fuck me up the ass, I am laughing so hard. "Did a teddy bear make my kwayz day la???". OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know it's not funny now, but shit, I am laughing so hard I'm crying. God, I wish you all could feel the joy!!
MILK.
So, my day. I slept through my morning plans, which was shopping with Chrystal, and my plans for later, which were watching movies with Adam and Adam, got cancelled. I slept instead, like the sloth that I am.
Okay, so, now I am sitting with two big cups of water in front of me and taking turns drinking out of them. It's because I filled one up but I forgot it was there, so I filled up another one and now I have two!!!!!!
xtakexmexawyx (9:13:15 PM): yeah i think ill have to bring my razor the next time i go to taco bell