Nov 13, 2007 22:28
well i came back here after over a year apparently, because i'm high and i just decided to. actually i came back to post this because i felt the need to:
apple scruff 0: well you appreciate that getting your pussy eaten is a valid excuse for missing anything
apple scruff 0: even your grandmothers funeral
drugst0rc0wgirl: oh COMPLETELY
drugst0rc0wgirl: your mother's funeral
apple scruff 0: your funeral
apple scruff 0: haha i'm going too far tonight
drugst0rc0wgirl: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew cadaver cunilinguss is not okay
apple scruff 0: hahaha
apple scruff 0: but the phrase itself
apple scruff 0: is hilarious
drugst0rc0wgirl: we should write a book and call it that
apple scruff 0: it sounds like a wine
drugst0rc0wgirl: ;adlfgj;sdikj EEEEEW
apple scruff 0: would monsieur liek to try the 1987 cadaver cunnilingus
drugst0rc0wgirl: it's slightly acidic
drugst0rc0wgirl: notes of...
apple scruff 0: it's chilly yet full-bodied
drugst0rc0wgirl: hahahaha eeeeeeeeeeeew
drugst0rc0wgirl: with hints of vagina, and death.
apple scruff 0: yes
apple scruff 0: hahaha
apple scruff 0: i think they're more than hints
drugst0rc0wgirl: this goes into our new wine vocab
drugst0rc0wgirl: along with splashy and affectionate....yes much more than hints
drugst0rc0wgirl: in fact i think it'd be rather overpowering
apple scruff 0: haha
apple scruff 0: in this wine i'm getting notes of vagina and death
drugst0rc0wgirl: god what other ones would there be then
drugst0rc0wgirl: semen? taxes?
apple scruff 0: embalming fluid?
drugst0rc0wgirl: oh dear GOD
drugst0rc0wgirl: this wine gets better every minute
who said it needed to be a good reason?
anyway, i'm in france and i have a fabulous girlfriend and i am very happy. i might come back and post some more about that in here, if i feel like it or i feel like someone might read and appreciate it that doesn't already know what's going on with my life.