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[applelimber]

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[oopsiatehim]

Hey, you. What do you think about... dancing?

[applelimber]

Really only see it when people have one too many. But it's entertaining enough.

[oopsiatehim]

Riiight, what do you think about dancing in your bar?

[applelimber]

So let me get this straight...

You want me to open up my bar to people getting all sweaty and grinding themselves against each other? That is what you had in mind, right?

[Pause.]

Wish you'd thought of it sooner.

[oopsiatehim]

[There is the distinct sound of clapping]

See. Knew you'd get it.

[applelimber]

It might take a little work, but I just hired a little muscle that wouldn't mind helping out with that. As long as people can still drink, I really don't care about much else.

[oopsiatehim]

Well, what's dancing without drinking?