All Hail the Applejackocracy

Jan 26, 2006 09:58


Ten Top Trivia Tips about Applejack!
  1. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Applejack.
  2. The fingerprints of Applejack are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene!
  3. Applejack will always turn right when leaving a cave.
  4. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Applejack.
  5. Grapes explode if you put them inside Applejack.
  6. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Applejack can not.
  7. Applejackocracy is government by Applejack.
  8. To check whether Applejack is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten Applejack will sink, and fresh Applejack will float!
  9. Applejack is the sacred animal of Thailand.
  10. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Applejack on.
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