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Somehow, some way, I keep losing myspace friends. Take a second to let the pathos really sink in. i keep losing. myspace. "friends." And then, at the same time, I keep gaining friends on facebook. And, by "friends" I of course mean lesbians I don't know, not now, not ever, who find me somehow on the internet and add me to their little cache. what is going on with my life.
Right now, I am watching Serendipity...with john cusack...on tv. I am dressed up, wearing itchy layers of mascara and what are possibly the most uncomfortable shoes ever introduced to humankind. I'm not going anywhere. But oh, john cusack, neither are you. The only reason john cusack continues star as leading man of anything is because of the 80's. But that john cusack doesn't even exist annymore. john cusack IS Must Love Dogs. Serendipity IS john cusack. it's what he is and always will be, forever. But why he had to drag molly shannon down with him I have no idea.
ok but now I'm actually watching the vagina monologues on hbo, because the movie ended in the time it took for me to write that john cusack spiel. It is the very last part of the play, when eve ensler herself has taken the stage to discuss the transformative powers of the vagina. It's a segment that makes me hate women, genitals, theater, and bangs. but only for a little while. The irony is that I'm watching hbo because eve ensler was on cspan's book tv, the program I usually watch when it's late and I'm alone and I'm dreaming of a new life in the bellows of academia, surrounded always by animated coversation, very old wine,and well-designed furniture. I was trying to escape eve ensler, but now she's really sucking me in. I should have stayed in atlanta. I should have stayed for a lot of reasons, or maybe just one reason. for some reason, and all the right reasons, and hindsight is 20/20 and absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Right now, I am watching Serendipity...with john cusack...on tv. I am dressed up, wearing itchy layers of mascara and what are possibly the most uncomfortable shoes ever introduced to humankind. I'm not going anywhere. But oh, john cusack, neither are you. The only reason john cusack continues star as leading man of anything is because of the 80's. But that john cusack doesn't even exist annymore. john cusack IS Must Love Dogs. Serendipity IS john cusack. it's what he is and always will be, forever. But why he had to drag molly shannon down with him I have no idea.
ok but now I'm actually watching the vagina monologues on hbo, because the movie ended in the time it took for me to write that john cusack spiel. It is the very last part of the play, when eve ensler herself has taken the stage to discuss the transformative powers of the vagina. It's a segment that makes me hate women, genitals, theater, and bangs. but only for a little while. The irony is that I'm watching hbo because eve ensler was on cspan's book tv, the program I usually watch when it's late and I'm alone and I'm dreaming of a new life in the bellows of academia, surrounded always by animated coversation, very old wine,and well-designed furniture. I was trying to escape eve ensler, but now she's really sucking me in. I should have stayed in atlanta. I should have stayed for a lot of reasons, or maybe just one reason. for some reason, and all the right reasons, and hindsight is 20/20 and absence makes the heart grow fonder.