santas letter
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I gave iamwoodsii a kidney (1000 points). In November I gave audeo_somnio a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In June I pulled over and changed applebobber111's flat tire (15 points). In March I bought porn for applebobber111 (10 points). Last week on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).
Overall, I've been nice (980 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
applebobber222