9. Tell me your favorite joke: this quite a long one....As a handy man arrived at his next job to fix a woman's telly, the woman was on her way out to the shops. As she was leaving she told him that she would pay him when she got back she also said, "Don't worry about the dog, he wont do anything but dont under any circumstances talk to the parrot!" The handyman agreed and went about his buisiness...as he walked into the lounge he noticed the dog...it was a big mother fucker that could most probablly rip his adam's apple out in two seconds but like the lady said, the dog didnt seem to do anything and the handyman went about sorting out the tv..but the parrot...gees that thing just wouldnt stop cursing, it was "fuck this" and "fuck that" before long it was beggining to piss the handy man off.....so...the handyman after about 20 mins of non-stop, "fuck", "fuck", "fuck" from the parrot shouted, "For fucks sake, shut the hell up!"...it was at this point the parrot said, " ROVER GET HIM BOY!" The End....it actually wasnt very funny was it?! 10. Have you ever kept anything from me? im not really interesting enough! 11. What do you think of me as a Person? I think you're a great gal! I dont think i would be friends with losers! Well not complete losers anyway.... 12. Do you think I'm sane or insane? sometimes if we're all majorly wankered you can be the sanest! But then i think we're all insane! Fuck actually you're inssane you have to get sectioned i think! 13. Would you cry for me if I died? i would shed a few tears, yes 14. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? most probablly your conscience 15. If you could change anything about me, would you? no no no 16. How do you fall asleep? i stay up until my eyelids feel like ten ton weights 17. Ever gotten angry with me? i dont think i have...i know we've had a few problems in the past but i would just say that was because we were young! 18. Would you go on a blind date if I set you up? yeah why not...do it! haha 19. If you had one day to live, what would you do? I would throw a party 20. A million bucks.. what would you do with it? buy a house get the luvians and the colster to move in...finally we'll all move out of our parents! haha Go on holiday...pay off my debts.... 21. What is your worst fear? never moving out 22. Favorite thing to do in your spare time? hanging out with my girls! Listen to music, shrooms.... damn im still living the student lifestyle, i should really work on sorting that out! 23. Can you sing or dance? i can do both, im multi-talented! 24. In one word, how would you describe me? Be honest....fabulous!!!! 25. Will you repost this so I can fill it out ? I dont use my lj! link
10. Have you ever kept anything from me? im not really interesting enough!
11. What do you think of me as a Person? I think you're a great gal! I dont think i would be friends with losers! Well not complete losers anyway....
12. Do you think I'm sane or insane? sometimes if we're all majorly wankered you can be the sanest! But then i think we're all insane! Fuck actually you're inssane you have to get sectioned i think!
13. Would you cry for me if I died? i would shed a few tears, yes
14. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? most probablly your conscience
15. If you could change anything about me, would you? no no no
16. How do you fall asleep? i stay up until my eyelids feel like ten ton weights
17. Ever gotten angry with me? i dont think i have...i know we've had a few problems in the past but i would just say that was because we were young!
18. Would you go on a blind date if I set you up? yeah why not...do it! haha
19. If you had one day to live, what would you do? I would throw a party
20. A million bucks.. what would you do with it? buy a house get the luvians and the colster to move in...finally we'll all move out of our parents! haha Go on holiday...pay off my debts....
21. What is your worst fear? never moving out
22. Favorite thing to do in your spare time? hanging out with my girls! Listen to music, shrooms.... damn im still living the student lifestyle, i should really work on sorting that out!
23. Can you sing or dance? i can do both, im multi-talented!
24. In one word, how would you describe me? Be honest....fabulous!!!!
25. Will you repost this so I can fill it out ? I dont use my lj!
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