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Dear iPod Nano,
I know you're in a rough place right now. Being popular sure does suck! (hairflip.)
But enough of that. Seriously, I'm getting tired of looking for you everywhere.
So, why don't you stop this shit and appear, already? My birthday was totally four days ago.
Thanks for your time (I'm assuming you're going to read this).
Yours,
Sanford
Hello!
I was in Market Mall dozens of times over the past two months, and I made a point of stopping in to CompuSmart to look around almost every time I was there.
When the associates shouted and swore at each other the first time, I was shocked. However, upon entering the store more often, I found that my shock wasn't necessary.
Admittedly, I swear occasionally. Generally not around people I don't know, and especially not if I was working a retail job. It adds colour to my conversation, at the risk of sounding mildly unintelligent.
Please give the associates a little nudge in the right direction in this area. I've got a sense of humor, but many of the people that shop in Market Mall, um, don't.
Thanks for your time!
Yours,
Sanford
Dear iPod Nano,
I know you're in a rough place right now. Being popular sure does suck! (hairflip.)
But enough of that. Seriously, I'm getting tired of looking for you everywhere.
So, why don't you stop this shit and appear, already? My birthday was totally four days ago.
Thanks for your time (I'm assuming you're going to read this).
Yours,
Sanford
Hello!
I was in Market Mall dozens of times over the past two months, and I made a point of stopping in to CompuSmart to look around almost every time I was there.
When the associates shouted and swore at each other the first time, I was shocked. However, upon entering the store more often, I found that my shock wasn't necessary.
Admittedly, I swear occasionally. Generally not around people I don't know, and especially not if I was working a retail job. It adds colour to my conversation, at the risk of sounding mildly unintelligent.
Please give the associates a little nudge in the right direction in this area. I've got a sense of humor, but many of the people that shop in Market Mall, um, don't.
Thanks for your time!
Yours,
Sanford