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A new year! Not that it matters much. It's been eventful. To start:
One:
I ran in to Liz! A pleasant surprise, of course. She's been working at a local ice cream shop where she'll mix assorted things in with your ice cream for an elevated cost. Of course, I had to purchase some.
It looked like this.
It tasted like it looks.
(Mushy.)
Two:
I was walking home alone in the dark downtown from a friend's house. Good job, Sanford. Was I mugged?
I would've updated sooner, jackass., to draw attention to my needs. Clearly.
Nah, I walked by the local Canadian Blood Services donation clinic.
Right past the loading docks (?!), and the large delivery truck.
And heard gurgling.
Massive gurgling noises.
Well aware of the various vampire stories and jokes I would have heard if I were in a group, I decided to nullify that and run. Fucking book it, past some drug dealers.
Mugged? Nah. I got home safely.
Turns out I reflect well.
Three:
Chelsey and I went and got two cakes for lunch during school. Oh, school. It's really bringing the best out in everyone.
Excellent timing to buy baked goods. Did you know that half of the students in my English class carry forks with them?
It was just in time for gross pastries, because Chelsey's cell phone was disconnected by her psychotic mother. Chelsey?
RIP Your cell phone plan.
FOUR:
I'm getting calmed down by the robopope down the street. For those not in the know, the robopope (J2P2, for short) is a small replica head of John Paul II made out of bronze. It's beside the bell-shaped church down the street.
The robopope is getting festive!
FIVE:
I need to stop faking content.
And I have battle to prepare for.
I'll pretend you all care about my life soon.
P.S. In reality, Brooke really is attractive.
P.P.S. I'm really attractive, too.
