A crash course in smoothness
By Apple, oh my!, at a request from go_to_the_woods.
So here's the thing:
Maknae is the flirtatious equivalent of Khun with a girl: yes, ladies (and gents?), a disastrous failure, the Motorolla of flirting. She came begging for help and wisdom, wishing to be taught the art of coy simpering. Never fear, I said. Sure thing, I'll help.
Situation:
A tall, dark, handsome young man in front of you. A random wall/edge of desk which you can lean against.
Tall Dark And Handsome: Looking hawt tonite, baby!
You (classic behaviour): Hmrfgrz. Gr. Thx?
You (after having received the deep and profound apple teaching): What? No. Tch. Stop kidding me.
And I can guarantee you, the dude, even ghei, will want to go out with you.
Extended version:
You: What? HAVE YOU SEEN MY NAILS? Naw...
Him: They look great! I like girls who don't have claws!
You: ORLY? Stop coming onto me, young man!
Him: I'm not! I swear I'm not! I mean...
You: Really? Too bad. Cause I wouldn't mind... You looking pretty hawt tonite babe...
Him: Hmrrgfz. O-okay. Thx. Erm.
Note: the extended version is pretty hard to pull off if you're not entirely confident with yourself. I would suggest practicing in front of a mirror, or a math student. Just in case.
Bonus: How to get rid of your potentially very gay, or at least highly metrosexual boyfriend:
Situation:
Him (eager and puppy-like): Let's tell everyone about us being a couple! Yay!
You: We're over.
Note: YES, THIS IS HARSH. THERE IS NO EASY WAY, LADIES (and gents?). JUST DON'T GO OUT WITH A BOY YOU'VE BEEN CALLING 'THE GHEI PUP' FOR THREE MONTHS.
So here's the thing:
Maknae is the flirtatious equivalent of Khun with a girl: yes, ladies (and gents?), a disastrous failure, the Motorolla of flirting. She came begging for help and wisdom, wishing to be taught the art of coy simpering. Never fear, I said. Sure thing, I'll help.
Situation:
A tall, dark, handsome young man in front of you. A random wall/edge of desk which you can lean against.
Tall Dark And Handsome: Looking hawt tonite, baby!
You (classic behaviour): Hmrfgrz. Gr. Thx?
You (after having received the deep and profound apple teaching): What? No. Tch. Stop kidding me.
And I can guarantee you, the dude, even ghei, will want to go out with you.
Extended version:
You: What? HAVE YOU SEEN MY NAILS? Naw...
Him: They look great! I like girls who don't have claws!
You: ORLY? Stop coming onto me, young man!
Him: I'm not! I swear I'm not! I mean...
You: Really? Too bad. Cause I wouldn't mind... You looking pretty hawt tonite babe...
Him: Hmrrgfz. O-okay. Thx. Erm.
Note: the extended version is pretty hard to pull off if you're not entirely confident with yourself. I would suggest practicing in front of a mirror, or a math student. Just in case.
Bonus: How to get rid of your potentially very gay, or at least highly metrosexual boyfriend:
Situation:
Him (eager and puppy-like): Let's tell everyone about us being a couple! Yay!
You: We're over.
Note: YES, THIS IS HARSH. THERE IS NO EASY WAY, LADIES (and gents?). JUST DON'T GO OUT WITH A BOY YOU'VE BEEN CALLING 'THE GHEI PUP' FOR THREE MONTHS.