Waiting for my turn to book Born This Way Ball tickets, there is an *online queue*, what the hell?!
So, meanwhile, a BigBang fug analysis.
They're wearing- wait, what is it they're wearing exactly? Are my eyes deceiving me? Are those velvet tracksuits that I spy? I- no. No, really, I can't.
These have to be the cheapest, more ridiculous stage outfits I've ever seen - and I mean, I've been to a Super Junior concert. I know what I'm talking about.
Everything is wrong with those- those things. The colors are atrocious and hurt my retina - by the way, the salmon-strawberry-fuschia BaeDaeRi nuances combo is a nice touch. Very cute, really.
No seriously. They glint.
[APPARTÉ: OMG THEY REFUSED MY CREDIT CARD. I. /sobs of pain NO THAT WAS MY DREAM. They can't do this to me omg so much hatred rn. ARGHASHAAAAAARRRRRRRRRW.]
/frustration
/intense hatred
/tears
/Ah? Glimmer of hope?
SO BIGBANG.
TOP knows his outfit sucks. TOP is depressed by the fact. But what TOP doesn't know is, others have it wayyy worse.
See? G-Dragon decided to wear a cute dead rabit with his. (No, really, what the hell, that hat.)
Taeyang, like a true fashionista, accessorized his subtly orange monstrosity. But even a triangle scarf and bling-bling bracelets couldn't attenuate the Horror. (They made it worse, actually.) TAEYANG LIKE A SHINING STAR!
That's what you call a Pink Line.
Don't try to be sexy, Seungri. YOU CAN'T. THE TRACKSUIT FORBIDS IT.
Err. Err no, no thanks. Except if the Thing comes off. Then, maybe. I mean, why not.
This little subtlety here must be my favorite thing about those outfits. They *color-coordinated* GD and TOP's hair to their tracksuits. Oh. Oh, how very lovely.
And in conclusion:
WOW, FANTASTIC BABY. TRULY FANTASTIC.
[The Lady GaGa thing is dead. I'm angry.]
Actually, it reminds me of one thing:
Click to viewThey're wearing- wait, what is it they're wearing exactly? Are my eyes deceiving me? Are those velvet tracksuits that I spy? I- no. No, really, I can't.
These have to be the cheapest, more ridiculous stage outfits I've ever seen - and I mean, I've been to a Super Junior concert. I know what I'm talking about.
Everything is wrong with those- those things. The colors are atrocious and hurt my retina - by the way, the salmon-strawberry-fuschia BaeDaeRi nuances combo is a nice touch. Very cute, really.
No seriously. They glint.
[APPARTÉ: OMG THEY REFUSED MY CREDIT CARD. I. /sobs of pain NO THAT WAS MY DREAM. They can't do this to me omg so much hatred rn. ARGHASHAAAAAARRRRRRRRRW.]
/frustration
/intense hatred
/tears
/Ah? Glimmer of hope?
SO BIGBANG.
TOP knows his outfit sucks. TOP is depressed by the fact. But what TOP doesn't know is, others have it wayyy worse.
See? G-Dragon decided to wear a cute dead rabit with his. (No, really, what the hell, that hat.)
Taeyang, like a true fashionista, accessorized his subtly orange monstrosity. But even a triangle scarf and bling-bling bracelets couldn't attenuate the Horror. (They made it worse, actually.) TAEYANG LIKE A SHINING STAR!
That's what you call a Pink Line.
Don't try to be sexy, Seungri. YOU CAN'T. THE TRACKSUIT FORBIDS IT.
Err. Err no, no thanks. Except if the Thing comes off. Then, maybe. I mean, why not.
This little subtlety here must be my favorite thing about those outfits. They *color-coordinated* GD and TOP's hair to their tracksuits. Oh. Oh, how very lovely.
And in conclusion:
WOW, FANTASTIC BABY. TRULY FANTASTIC.
[The Lady GaGa thing is dead. I'm angry.]
Actually, it reminds me of one thing: