My soap's gonna give me a splinter. It's got little wood pellets in it. And my mom says it smells like a man.
I went to see The Nutcracker last night for 5 dollars. But I missed the part when the little nutcracker's clothes blow off (to reveal a little boy underneath). I was looking up at the ceiling because fake snow was coming down from it.
The things that I think a lot at college are: What am I doing here? Where are my friends? Do I really like these people? Do I have anyone else to hang out with? (no)
I can't believe I am saying this but I love bangs. And i think that "bangs" is a great word to describe short hair that hangs at the top of your face.
When and if we all have kids, we need to remember that kids love things that seem dumb to most people. As far as I can remember this was the happiest moment of my young life.
(I think) Kids Love:
1. slip 'n' slides
2. chocolate
3. McDonald's Play Pen
4. sitting on your lap
5. pretending to read or listening to a person read a book to them
6. spinning