A Ditty for Tootsie the iPOD I Love

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(ahem). Dear Tootsie,

iPOD oh iPOD
oh where have you gone?
My days have grown so empty and long
without you to sing me a song.
(figuratively of course).

iPOD oh iPOD
oh where can you be?
I hope that you're not stuck up a tree.

iPOD oh iPOD
oh where are you lost?
I hope I can find you at no great cost.

Tootsie my tootsie
oh how I love thee,
I hope that somewhere you're list'ning to me.

iPOD oh iPOD
Oh where can you be?
I hope that you're tucked safely at the house of Betsy.
I hope that they find you so that they can tell me.

iPOD oh iPOD
Tootsie my Tootsie
Please come back to me quick as can be!