Forget the Middle East...
TheSexiLibrarian: clit, side f
TheSexiLibrarian: because there are six sides to the clit
MindLeftBody21: yes each side broken into its alphabetical counterpart lets military agencies keep control of the clit
TheSexiLibrarian: yup
TheSexiLibrarian: and it did finger it quite vigorously
MindLeftBody21: o quite so, what isnt as well is the reconstruction after this vigorous fingering
MindLeftBody21: what will happen to the people of the clit?
TheSexiLibrarian: well, the clitians seemed to have migrated to the uterus... however, the uterards are most displeased by this, and there have already been many reports of suicide bombers
MindLeftBody21: Jesus Christ...what is this world coming to
MindLeftBody21: Its the clitians fault ya know!
MindLeftBody21: They are bulldozing Uterards homes' dammit!
TheSexiLibrarian: no! the uterards should split their land up equally, seeing as how Uterus is home to the religion of the clitians
TheSexiLibrarian: Clitish
MindLeftBody21: The uterards we there first!!!
MindLeftBody21: the Clitians were oppressed now are oppressing others!
TheSexiLibrarian: but it doesn't matter... the clitians have been oppressed for years, and during this devasting time the uterards should be compassionate
MindLeftBody21: by giving up their homes??
TheSexiLibrarian: yes! duh!
TheSexiLibrarian: there is no reason why the uterards can't all live on one side of the uterus, and the clitians can take up the other side
TheSexiLibrarian: who cares if the uterard side becomes over-populated, which would lead to more urbanization, the spread of disease, and more poverty
TheSexiLibrarian: the clitians need a place to stay, dammit!
MindLeftBody21: THE CLITIANS DONT NEED THEIR OWN COUNTRY!
MindLeftBody21: giving them cetain sides or the whoel country leads to this violence!
TheSexiLibrarian: well the only way the violence will cease is if both sides can agree on land divisions that will please everyone!
TheSexiLibrarian: and now the the leader of the clitians has recently died, the clitians, now more than ever need to come to some sort of arangement with the uterards
TheSexiLibrarian: RIP Clitsir Ovaryfat
MindLeftBody21: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MindLeftBody21: you are so fuckin amazing lol
MindLeftBody21: MUAH!
TheSexiLibrarian: i am laughing so hard right now
TheSexiLibrarian: this is SO going in my journal
MindLeftBody21: lol i never have better conversations then these i have with you
MindLeftBody21: Clitsir Ovaryfat was a murderer!!!!
TheSexiLibrarian: wow, it took me so long to figure out that last sentence
TheSexiLibrarian: no he wasn't!
TheSexiLibrarian: it was a matyr!!!
TheSexiLibrarian: *he
TheSexiLibrarian: he was a great influence on the clitian people
MindLeftBody21: we need a strong leader liek the uterards Labia O'Menstruate
TheSexiLibrarian: lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheSexiLibrarian: that selfish son of a bitch, he only cares about getting what he wants... he doesn't care about the clitians at all!
TheSexiLibrarian: if O'Menstruate doesn't come up with some fair arangements, i'm afraid that this will lead to more violence and devestation
MindLeftBody21: SO BE IT THEN!
MindLeftBody21: O'Menstruate should continue ordering bombers out until the Clitians stop invading their homeland
TheSexiLibrarian: the clitians have no where else to go
TheSexiLibrarian: !
TheSexiLibrarian: and Uterus is the homeland of their faith
TheSexiLibrarian: that land has sacred meaning to the Clitish religion!
MindLeftBody21: that doesnt give them rights to kill innocent uterards
MindLeftBody21: because of the clitians the uterards are menstruating at an alarming rate!!
TheSexiLibrarian: lol!!!
TheSexiLibrarian: let me just say, that is not the nation of the clitians that are killing uterards... it is the radical revolutionary groups and insurgents!
MindLeftBody21: the clitians are oding nothing to control the insurgents!!!
MindLeftBody21: and the bigger question certainly is: Why The United G Spot is allying with the clitians!!
MindLeftBody21: Giving the clitians so much attention all the time!
TheSexiLibrarian: lmao!!!
MindLeftBody21: the ocnspiracy theory connect the clit and the g spot to a larger picture, unless the United G spot gets some sick pleasure of having the whole vagina getting FUCKED!
MindLeftBody21: lol i feel proud after that last bit
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TheSexiLibrarian: because there are six sides to the clit
MindLeftBody21: yes each side broken into its alphabetical counterpart lets military agencies keep control of the clit
TheSexiLibrarian: yup
TheSexiLibrarian: and it did finger it quite vigorously
MindLeftBody21: o quite so, what isnt as well is the reconstruction after this vigorous fingering
MindLeftBody21: what will happen to the people of the clit?
TheSexiLibrarian: well, the clitians seemed to have migrated to the uterus... however, the uterards are most displeased by this, and there have already been many reports of suicide bombers
MindLeftBody21: Jesus Christ...what is this world coming to
MindLeftBody21: Its the clitians fault ya know!
MindLeftBody21: They are bulldozing Uterards homes' dammit!
TheSexiLibrarian: no! the uterards should split their land up equally, seeing as how Uterus is home to the religion of the clitians
TheSexiLibrarian: Clitish
MindLeftBody21: The uterards we there first!!!
MindLeftBody21: the Clitians were oppressed now are oppressing others!
TheSexiLibrarian: but it doesn't matter... the clitians have been oppressed for years, and during this devasting time the uterards should be compassionate
MindLeftBody21: by giving up their homes??
TheSexiLibrarian: yes! duh!
TheSexiLibrarian: there is no reason why the uterards can't all live on one side of the uterus, and the clitians can take up the other side
TheSexiLibrarian: who cares if the uterard side becomes over-populated, which would lead to more urbanization, the spread of disease, and more poverty
TheSexiLibrarian: the clitians need a place to stay, dammit!
MindLeftBody21: THE CLITIANS DONT NEED THEIR OWN COUNTRY!
MindLeftBody21: giving them cetain sides or the whoel country leads to this violence!
TheSexiLibrarian: well the only way the violence will cease is if both sides can agree on land divisions that will please everyone!
TheSexiLibrarian: and now the the leader of the clitians has recently died, the clitians, now more than ever need to come to some sort of arangement with the uterards
TheSexiLibrarian: RIP Clitsir Ovaryfat
MindLeftBody21: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MindLeftBody21: you are so fuckin amazing lol
MindLeftBody21: MUAH!
TheSexiLibrarian: i am laughing so hard right now
TheSexiLibrarian: this is SO going in my journal
MindLeftBody21: lol i never have better conversations then these i have with you
MindLeftBody21: Clitsir Ovaryfat was a murderer!!!!
TheSexiLibrarian: wow, it took me so long to figure out that last sentence
TheSexiLibrarian: no he wasn't!
TheSexiLibrarian: it was a matyr!!!
TheSexiLibrarian: *he
TheSexiLibrarian: he was a great influence on the clitian people
MindLeftBody21: we need a strong leader liek the uterards Labia O'Menstruate
TheSexiLibrarian: lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheSexiLibrarian: that selfish son of a bitch, he only cares about getting what he wants... he doesn't care about the clitians at all!
TheSexiLibrarian: if O'Menstruate doesn't come up with some fair arangements, i'm afraid that this will lead to more violence and devestation
MindLeftBody21: SO BE IT THEN!
MindLeftBody21: O'Menstruate should continue ordering bombers out until the Clitians stop invading their homeland
TheSexiLibrarian: the clitians have no where else to go
TheSexiLibrarian: !
TheSexiLibrarian: and Uterus is the homeland of their faith
TheSexiLibrarian: that land has sacred meaning to the Clitish religion!
MindLeftBody21: that doesnt give them rights to kill innocent uterards
MindLeftBody21: because of the clitians the uterards are menstruating at an alarming rate!!
TheSexiLibrarian: lol!!!
TheSexiLibrarian: let me just say, that is not the nation of the clitians that are killing uterards... it is the radical revolutionary groups and insurgents!
MindLeftBody21: the clitians are oding nothing to control the insurgents!!!
MindLeftBody21: and the bigger question certainly is: Why The United G Spot is allying with the clitians!!
MindLeftBody21: Giving the clitians so much attention all the time!
TheSexiLibrarian: lmao!!!
MindLeftBody21: the ocnspiracy theory connect the clit and the g spot to a larger picture, unless the United G spot gets some sick pleasure of having the whole vagina getting FUCKED!
MindLeftBody21: lol i feel proud after that last bit
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