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If I were a month I would be: June
If I were a day of the week I would be: Thursday
If I were a time of day I would be: Dusk
If I were a planet I would be: Jupiter
If I were a sea animal I would be: A Periwinkle
If I were a direction I would be: East
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A Nightstand
If I were a historical figure I would be: Catherine the Great
If I were a liquid I would be: Windsheild-wiper fluid
If I were a stone, I would be: Sapphire
If I were a tree, I would be: Weeping Willow... they're pretty
If I were a bird, I would be: A Penguin!
If I were a tool, I would be: An electric Hammer
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: ...I don't know the name of it, but I know what it looks like...
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Thunderstorm
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: A Cello
If I were an animal, I would be: A fox
If I were a color, I would be: Lilac
If I were an emotion, I would be: Awkward
If I were a vegetable, I would be: A Carrot
If I were a sound, I would be: The Ozric Tentacles blud-ud-up noise...
If I were an element, I would be: Wind
If I were a car, I would be: Non-existent {insert sad face}
If I were a song, I would be: "What I Did For Love"
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Quentin Tarantino
If I were a book, I would be written by: E.R. Frank
If I were a food, I would be: Lasagna and Meatballs
If I were a place, I would be: Sicily
If I were a material, I would be: Lace
If I were a taste, I would be: Cheeeeeeeeese...
If I were a scent, I would be: Lavender
If I were a religion, I would be: Astrology and Numerology
If I were a word, I would be: Wonk
If I were an object, I would be: A Sewing Needle
If I were a body part I would be: The Shoulders
If I were a facial expression I would be: Flabberghasted
If I were a subject in school I would be: Art
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Sailor Jupiter
If I were a shape I would be: A Trapezoid
If I were a number I would be: 23