"Hey you'll never guess what just killed someone! A killer whale!"

Feb 25, 2010 10:00



I think that, plus the appellation "killer", is all you really need to know to comport yourself properly.

They're probably smarter and more creative than most humans, and they're locked up in circuses. What would you do? I'd chew that woman in half and then spray the audience in the front row with the blood through my blowhole. "I'm Jackson Pollock, bitches!"Sold to SeaWorld as a stud in 1992, the whale was involved in a second incident when authorities discovered the body of a naked man lying across his back in July 1999.
Investigators on the scene also reported several empty vials of amyl nitrite ("poppers") were found floating in the water, and there was a driving dance beat pumping through the stadium speakers.
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