sassy traditional
oh fucking fuck.
i just wrote a big thing about my fucked up dream about gweneth paltrow as the evil overlord, and getting to be friends with bjork, and then winnie the pooh on a jet ski almost killing everyone and billy crystal telling me "no really! WEAR a g string if you want to wear a g string!" and the really fucking intense WAR dream where i beg to get shot in the head and then i fucking pressed the "by region" button and it all went away. well fuck. i suppose those are the good parts anyway.
on tuesday i shaved my legs for the first time of the year 2002. i feel like i am wearing a strange silky rubber coating.
my garage is full of spiders with big round horrible butts and now there are termites too, eating through everything and ruining my piano playing dog stuffed animal from the muppet show.
today dust won the battle
my rat has begun to bite
toe jam and earl makes emily an me very very punchy.
.
i just wrote a big thing about my fucked up dream about gweneth paltrow as the evil overlord, and getting to be friends with bjork, and then winnie the pooh on a jet ski almost killing everyone and billy crystal telling me "no really! WEAR a g string if you want to wear a g string!" and the really fucking intense WAR dream where i beg to get shot in the head and then i fucking pressed the "by region" button and it all went away. well fuck. i suppose those are the good parts anyway.
on tuesday i shaved my legs for the first time of the year 2002. i feel like i am wearing a strange silky rubber coating.
my garage is full of spiders with big round horrible butts and now there are termites too, eating through everything and ruining my piano playing dog stuffed animal from the muppet show.
today dust won the battle
my rat has begun to bite
toe jam and earl makes emily an me very very punchy.
.