I laughed. A lot.

[apotheon]

(10:05:23) Fang: Ahh well. It... could be worse?
(10:05:40) @: It could.
(10:05:46) Fang: You could be on fire.
(10:05:47) @: I could be on fire. That would be worse.
(10:05:49) @: hah
(10:05:49) Fang: AGH!
(10:05:57) Fang: OUT of my head, foul demon!
(10:06:02) @: OMFG
(10:06:05) @: WTFBBQ

Also, from a description of how to install Bind on SuSE 10.1:
insert CD, click OK, receive banana.

Usually life is only this funny at three in the morning when nobody's slept in about 24 hours. Mornings aren't supposed to be this amusing.