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[apostleofhope]

I don't like being dead in the winter. It's really inconvenient, and so cold... I guess I should I be grateful that I wasn't acting like a depraved zombie out of one of those films I saw here. I'd rather be the hero than a stupid zombie.

Then I could have fought the dinosaur!

Do we have any candy canes? It's almost Christmas, right? I want some candy canes.