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Lets kick this off right.
LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
Name:Lauren Marie Van Dyke
Birth date: jan. 18, 1989
Birth place: San Antonio, Texas
Current Location:San Antonio, Texas
Hair Color: dirty blond?
Righty or Lefty: right, duh.
LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
Your heritage:whiteeee
Shoes you wore today: my converse
Your weakness: my past holds me back, i cant take anything seriously, and i think im funny.
Your fears: you know, same ol same ol, not finding love, not finding self meaning, being alone, and bee's
Your perfect pizza: cheese
Goal you'd like to achieve: basically over coming my fears(as listed above)
LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
Your most overused phrase: not even, yeah i know, fuckshitcockballs, ughhh, whatevvv, awesome.
Your thoughts first waking up: shit, that wasn't real?
Your best physical feature: well, theres my...no, oh yeah my...never mind, i got nothing.
Your bedtime: ha! bedtime! thats so middle school....9 o'clock.
Your most missed memory: blah ba-dy blah blah blahhhhhh so manyyyyyyyyy
LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonald's or Burger King: mcdonald's
Adidas or Nike: nawwww
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: sickkkk
Chocolate or vanilla: swirl?
Cappuccino or coffee: i like coffee
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Smoke: i choose to live
Cuss: sorry
Single: well duh
Take a shower: i do.
Have a crush(es): yes, one.
Think you've been in love: nope, too young.
Want to get married: maybe.
Believe in yourself: not really
Get motion sickness: nope
Think you're attractive: nope
Think you're a health freak: nope
Get along with your parents: haha nope
Like thunderstorms: i love them. exspecally at night...the ones that wake you up&shake your whole house. : )
LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH
Drank alcohol: not even.
Gone on a date: haha
Made out: no
Gone to the mall: yeah duh.
been on stage: yesssss
eaten an entire box of Oreos: nope
Eaten sushi: i really wanna say yes, but no. ive never had it.
Been dumped: nah
Gone skating: shiiittt i need to get out huh?
Gone skinny dipping: no way jose.
Stolen anything: not since 6th grade. i stole water from the cafeteria and my great great great grandma(who was going strong at one hundred and 3) died. i was all my fault. God punished me. btw, side note, i dont pray enough. and i get side tracked(ill be surprised if i finish this), sorry. i think it pretty much runs in my family, we all shake our legs, you know, and everybody always screams at me for it to b/c i shake the table or whatever, but i dont even know im doing it. okay what was the question again?
LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER
Played a game that required removal of clothing: onetime i was playing this really intense game of chinese checkers and i had to take off my jacket b/c i was gettin pretty sweaty.
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: who do you think i am? (its okay, i already pee'ed in the bath tub)
Been caught "doing something": no sicko
Been called a tease: nope
Gotten beaten up: no, but ive almost gotten beat up like 7 times. pretty much b/c i talk alot of shit. well lets see, it all started in 7th grade when sarah conner decided to have sex with the twenty year old cousin, so i talked some shit here and there and she found out and got pretty mad, and by the next day just about every gang member who goes to jackson was after me, but is cool, i ran. THEN umm oh yeah! last year there was this really gay boy in my alg. class and i made fun of him and stuff happened and he thought i called his house and left messages saying he was gay and his mom heard them but anyways, to make a long story short, three really big black girls ended up chasing me down the hall and into my class, but it was okay, the teacher saved me and i just kinda hid for the rest of the year. and this year uvesilla baby.."i just came over to do this SMACK" haha....i dont think i should really go into it. just alot of skanks. ct knows.
LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLDER
Age you hope to be married: i kinda dont wanna deal with that.
Number of Children: eh. maybe one named c.k.
Describe your dream wedding: hummm outside & alot of white stuff.
How do you want to die: in a crazy way, like fall out of a air plane on to the street and get hit by a bus but still be alive until a crazy gang fight breaks out in the middle of the street and i get shot? but old age would be nice too.
What do you want to be when you grow up: i dont wanna grow up.
What country would you most like to visit: like Sweden oh maybe Canada so i can see those crazy light things in the sky, i dont know, i learned about it in ipc.
LAYER NINE: IN A GAL/GUY
Best eye color?: green. but i dont know, lately ive been fallin for brown.
Best hair color?: i dont care, black.
Short or long hair: a little long.
Height: deff. taller than me.
Best first date location: i guess the movies.
first kiss location: at a show, in the middle of a moshpit.
LAYER TEN: IN THE NUMBERS
Number of people I could trust with my life: im pretty bad with the whole "trust" thing, but just to be nice, maybe...5.
Number of CD's I own: NEVER ENOUGH!
Number of piercings: none
Number of tattoos: like 50, i forgot the color of my skin.
Number of times my name has appeared in the Newspaper: never, sorry.
Number of scars on my body: uno.
So, I wanna get myself attached, to something bolted down.
So these winds of circumstance won't keep blowin' me arround.
From when I land, to when I leave:
Theres not enough time, to sleep and sing.
I keep running around and all I want is to lay motionless.