What did Doctor Who do to deserve this?

[apostate_9]

Thank you, Russel T Davies. Not since the last Doctor Who X-Mas special have I seen anything as profoundly stupid as the 2008 X-Mas special which I just exposed myself to despite good advise to the contrary. I find myself forced to ask...why? Why would anyone so diligently labor to resurrect a TV franchise like that, only to crush it under a mountain of shitty writing, campy dialog,and perfectly good plot ideas gone horribly awry? I ask myself, what is worse, the usual soft-core gay porn disguised as Sci-Fi you've been pumping out, or the new crop of "Gotcha!" episodes, like the "Doctor's Daughter" or "The Next Doctor", neither of which were any such fucking thing. Just because it it goes "ooooo-eeee-ooohh" in the opening credits doesn't make it Doctor Who, you brain-damaged fucktard. Please retire. Quickly. And please allow David Hassleh-- I mean, Tenant to do the same thing so maybe the REAL next doctor can have a fresh slate. Even Mr. Shouts-his-lines-because-it-makes-them-better can't seem to stand doing this anymore, and who can blame him.

Giant Clockwork Steam-Punk Cyber-mechwarriors? When did they unveil those? A "cyber-king" who is a fem-libbing 1800s harlot? WTF? And if I have to endure another 5 minute monologue from some bit character about how the wonderful, wonderful fucking Doctor is such a wonderful man, with such a huge wonderful cock and how he must be the wonderfulest time lord in the whole wide universe and he is so under appreciated...blah...blah...blah.... I am going to VOMIT.

William Hartnell is rolling over in his grave.