M E X I C O
So i just go back from all the 50 states of Meh-ee-co, which coincidentally is the SAME country as Mexico! The things i've learned is that Meh-ee-co sits on the the Mexaribean ocean which is located in the Gulf of Cancun. The country itself is made up of beautiful resorts that you get free drinks and free food whenever you want it. Oh i LOVE being a Mexican. The mexican people are so friendly that a one dollar tip is mucho (that means much in mexican) appriciated.
i don't know what the Mexican people appriciate more, ordering the entire menu on the room service menu 15 minuets before room service stops for the night, people having sex in the pool at 4am, or telling them that we want ranch dressing on everything because we are from the USA.
Either it was a beautiful stay at the Grand Sirenis hotel, which has their own theme song that mass coreography and you hear it again and again and again and again and again.
The things i learned on my trip is that :
- to fly with Dave bring a lot of Xanex
- when you take casts of the shows As Bees in Honey Drown, Killjoy, and Food Chain you get = The Killer Bee Chain!
- Corona in a can doesn't seem appealing unless you have an unlimited stock of it
- it is possible to drink, eat, and read all while taking a bubble bath in a jacuzzi with jets, you just have to do some work with it
- it has been determined that i dont work in drag, it looks a lot like ghetto drag, and my ghetto drag name is Tallulah Fascista de Lago
- a drink i invented Bokaquelia is = tequelia, coke, and a bannana, its distgusting but amazing at the same time
- another drink i invented is a Cokalopaquelia = tequila, coke, and cantalope, its also disgusting but just as amazing
- i like watching American politics drunk off my ass in another country
- swim up bars are great, especially if you haven't slept really in 29 hours and your not sure if its Wednesday or Thursday
- never give a girl your pants in a competition unless you have it in writing you will get them back
- when all else fails "say it in British!"
- and most importantly i am very blessed!
