Even my family doesn't understand my family.
MOM: Apparently David and Maureen aren't talking to Tommy.
DAD: Why not?
MOM: I guess at some party Michael was making fun of Maureen's crying antics and Tommy recorded it and sent it out to everybody.
DAD: Michael was making fun of Maureen and Tom recorded it?
MOM: Yeah, seventeen year old Michael, not his dad. He was making fun of her and singing some song- that is so Hope of him.
DAD: OK, so Michael, the seventeen year old, was making fun of Maureen and Tom recorded it. Tom recorded Michael making fun of Maureen. So now David and Maureen aren't talking to Tom. Because Michael made fun of Maureen.
MOM: I'm so glad I don't live on the island anymore.
DAD: Why not?
MOM: I guess at some party Michael was making fun of Maureen's crying antics and Tommy recorded it and sent it out to everybody.
DAD: Michael was making fun of Maureen and Tom recorded it?
MOM: Yeah, seventeen year old Michael, not his dad. He was making fun of her and singing some song- that is so Hope of him.
DAD: OK, so Michael, the seventeen year old, was making fun of Maureen and Tom recorded it. Tom recorded Michael making fun of Maureen. So now David and Maureen aren't talking to Tom. Because Michael made fun of Maureen.
MOM: I'm so glad I don't live on the island anymore.