ARGUMENT FROM AUGUSTINE
1. God is so fucking deep that we don't even have the proper context or point of view to even try to think about it.
2. Therefore, God transcends understanding.
3. ...but we can't actually try to say anything about Him.
4. ...but he's Good and Just and Right.
5. ...but I don't mean anything comprehensible by that, because they don't Mean the same thing anymore in this Context.
6. So basically, I'm trying to guess what the automorphism group of The Monster is even though I don't even know what The Monster or an automorphism or a group is.
7. And I'll write about this a *LOT*. My life will be a totally pointless wankfest, but it'll make Catholicism look sophisticated and they'll be pimping me out forever.
8. Go me. I win at life.
9. ...except for the part where I'm a total wanker, but a lot of people won't figure that out for themselves.
10. So I guess I Win at Life, but what I actually Mean by that is Ineffable.
11. Oh yeah, and God Exists.
12. ...but "Exist" has some specialized meaning that you can't comprehend, either.
2. Therefore, God transcends understanding.
3. ...but we can't actually try to say anything about Him.
4. ...but he's Good and Just and Right.
5. ...but I don't mean anything comprehensible by that, because they don't Mean the same thing anymore in this Context.
6. So basically, I'm trying to guess what the automorphism group of The Monster is even though I don't even know what The Monster or an automorphism or a group is.
7. And I'll write about this a *LOT*. My life will be a totally pointless wankfest, but it'll make Catholicism look sophisticated and they'll be pimping me out forever.
8. Go me. I win at life.
9. ...except for the part where I'm a total wanker, but a lot of people won't figure that out for themselves.
10. So I guess I Win at Life, but what I actually Mean by that is Ineffable.
11. Oh yeah, and God Exists.
12. ...but "Exist" has some specialized meaning that you can't comprehend, either.