Silly humans
Mom got home this morning from driving Dad to work - it was so exciting! And then she let me out in the backyard because she knows how I love to go in the backyard! So I ran out there and looked for squirrels, but there weren't any. But then I noticed that the gate was wide open! The whole gate! Mom let me out, but the gate was open! And if you haven't seen our gate, it's about as big as the whole yard and the alley is on the other side, and the squirrels run around in the alley to piss me off sometimes. Well, I knew that wasn't right, so I came back and stood by the door and barked until she realized what was going on and let me back in. Silly mom. But now I have a great big rawhide, because Mom says I'm the goodest dog in the whole world, so I guess it's ok.