One Slow Clap
As I was leaving the parking lot that features Quizno's Toasty Subs today, I witnessed an almost collision between a woman on a cell phone in a giant SUV and a trucker-hat wearing thug want-to-be in his pizimped out Celica (spoiler? of course). In the milisecond where no one was sure if they were going to hit or not, I thought to myself, "if this happens, I will stop my car...get out...do one full minute of a slow clap...gesture the Sign of the Cross...place my hands together and point at the sky....mouth, 'thank you'...and get back in my car". My Gawd, that would have been beautiful.
Just so you all know, I had another incident with 5 to 7 Utz drivers again the other night. They will perish soon. It has become my personal vendetta. I would go into detail about my battle with this fleet of drivers, but I honestly start shaking with anger when I think about it too long.
All is supposedly well on this end, hopefully it's the same for you all.
Don't stop being cool, California boy. Wait, I just remembered...you can't stop.
Just so you all know, I had another incident with 5 to 7 Utz drivers again the other night. They will perish soon. It has become my personal vendetta. I would go into detail about my battle with this fleet of drivers, but I honestly start shaking with anger when I think about it too long.
All is supposedly well on this end, hopefully it's the same for you all.
Don't stop being cool, California boy. Wait, I just remembered...you can't stop.