a simple request

Oct 08, 2007 07:40

would someone mind stabbing me in the chest 25 times with a lethally sharp object sometime before the holidays hit? please. thanks.

hm... maybe just get me some heroine... and teach me how to use it. i'm far too inexperienced in this sort of thing. a mind numbing concussion may do the trick as long as i'm out from say the end of this month until the end of january - no, shit, the end of February. i don't care one way or the other about easter... horny bunnies and undead guys. no sentimental connection there...

yes. comatose, dead, drugged. i've no real preference. just not here. not for the holidays. not this year.
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