Some 30secondstomars stupid shit!
This evenin I was chatting with a friend from the board and we were joking about 30secondstomars...
I must be drunk, 'cause I'm getting DELIRIOUS! Here's what I said:
MARS MARRIAGE:
nico: do you think that the Leto brothers will ever get married?
me: ..when hell will freeze, the Liberty Statue will take life and Paris Hilton will become smart.. yes..
nico: I think they'll need more lives than a cat's!
me: it takes less time to Oprah to get thin.
nico: but why are you so negative about their lives as husbands?
me: 1) because a woman for Jared must be a 365 days a year SAINT who has to take care of him, cuddle him, adore him, follow him like a child and remember him every 5 seconds that he's handsome and talented and has to be freakin' patient 'cause he's never at home..
2) because a woman for Shannon, a mixture between Mc Guyver, Pamela Anderson, Walker Texas Ranger, Carmen Elektra and has caffeine instead of blood, ..still doesn't exist!
nico: why this mixture for Shannon?
me: 'cause his ideal woman must be a jerry-can of Starbucks with legs, had the hunger of sex of Messalina and know how to work out like Rambo.
nico: I'm sure that somewhere in the world there's a woman for them..
me: Yes.. TIA DALMA from the Pirates of the Caribbean!
nico: why her?
me: ..'cause she's a GODDESS! Two kicks in their butts and you'll see how nice they'll become!
SMELLS LIKE MARS:
me: I miss Emma so much.. now she's married, has an husband and.. yay! That's why Jared has been wearing the same fucking lumberjack shirt for 4 weeks!
nico: poor guy... he must stink as hell!
me: nono, he's the clean one. Is Shannon the one who doesn't wash up his clothes: he burns 'em with kerosene! Shannon has tried out the Geox clothes that "breathe". A few hours later, the clothes chocked themselves not to suffer anymore.
AH, EMMA LUDBROOK..:
me: she was Jared's personal assistant
nico: and what do you have to study to become one? Patience?
me: nono. You have to book to the Convent of the Benedectines of Saint Mary on Hill, stay for a few years, move to Tibet in the monastry of Tao Ming, become Dalai Lama.. and then call Jared.
OMG Jared and Shannon please FORGIVE ME!! *laughs*
I must be drunk, 'cause I'm getting DELIRIOUS! Here's what I said:
MARS MARRIAGE:
nico: do you think that the Leto brothers will ever get married?
me: ..when hell will freeze, the Liberty Statue will take life and Paris Hilton will become smart.. yes..
nico: I think they'll need more lives than a cat's!
me: it takes less time to Oprah to get thin.
nico: but why are you so negative about their lives as husbands?
me: 1) because a woman for Jared must be a 365 days a year SAINT who has to take care of him, cuddle him, adore him, follow him like a child and remember him every 5 seconds that he's handsome and talented and has to be freakin' patient 'cause he's never at home..
2) because a woman for Shannon, a mixture between Mc Guyver, Pamela Anderson, Walker Texas Ranger, Carmen Elektra and has caffeine instead of blood, ..still doesn't exist!
nico: why this mixture for Shannon?
me: 'cause his ideal woman must be a jerry-can of Starbucks with legs, had the hunger of sex of Messalina and know how to work out like Rambo.
nico: I'm sure that somewhere in the world there's a woman for them..
me: Yes.. TIA DALMA from the Pirates of the Caribbean!
nico: why her?
me: ..'cause she's a GODDESS! Two kicks in their butts and you'll see how nice they'll become!
SMELLS LIKE MARS:
me: I miss Emma so much.. now she's married, has an husband and.. yay! That's why Jared has been wearing the same fucking lumberjack shirt for 4 weeks!
nico: poor guy... he must stink as hell!
me: nono, he's the clean one. Is Shannon the one who doesn't wash up his clothes: he burns 'em with kerosene! Shannon has tried out the Geox clothes that "breathe". A few hours later, the clothes chocked themselves not to suffer anymore.
AH, EMMA LUDBROOK..:
me: she was Jared's personal assistant
nico: and what do you have to study to become one? Patience?
me: nono. You have to book to the Convent of the Benedectines of Saint Mary on Hill, stay for a few years, move to Tibet in the monastry of Tao Ming, become Dalai Lama.. and then call Jared.
OMG Jared and Shannon please FORGIVE ME!! *laughs*