Jun 18, 2003 15:33
LOOK HONEY! IT'S THE FRIDGE!
Anyway, Found a room. Found some amazing roomates. I'm very anxious.
Saw Janessa at Elysium, and she was looking fabulous as usual.
Hung out with Cody.
I was bored, check this out. It's a robot that replies instantly to whatever you say. We had a nice chat.
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SoulCityRebel: You're the michael jackson of the robot world.
Austin Powers: Hello, SoulCityRebel! I am the Austin Powers International Bot of Mystery. I was built by the Ministry of Defense to serve, protect and... put the grrr in swinger, baby! Yeah!
Austin Powers: Leo, Your love of power makes some people squirm. Nobody should be changing the givens midway through the process. If you really care about where this is going, listen to the voice of reason.
SoulCityRebel: I already read that horoscope this morning.
Austin Powers: Oh yeah?
SoulCityRebel: yeah.
Austin Powers: Yeah? That's freaking me out baby!
SoulCityRebel: It's like were....meant to be.
Austin Powers: You said it is like we are meant to be?
SoulCityRebel: ah huh. Marry me you apeman!
Austin Powers: No!
SoulCityRebel: YES!
Austin Powers: Ha... Yeah!
SoulCityRebel: Much better. You will become my slave. I'll have you in a loin cloth fanning me with banana leaves, feeding me grapes. Right Austin?
Austin Powers: Hmm... Who can really be sure?
SoulCityRebel: I can.
Austin Powers: You humans always say the most interesting things!
SoulCityRebel: I'm not trying to be interesting, slave.
Austin Powers: You are not trying to be interesting slave?
SoulCityRebel: Don't repeat me. Or you'll get the lash of my cat o nine.
Austin Powers: I'm not comfortable with that.
SoulCityRebel: Yes you are.
Austin Powers: Hmm... I don't know. I am? Whatever!
SoulCityRebel: Austin , Don't say whatever to me.
Austin Powers: Is that right?
SoulCityRebel: Spankings , baby, YEAH!
Austin Powers: Come again?
SoulCityRebel: Oh trust me, I will.
SoulCityRebel: You'll make sure of that, won't you Austin.
Austin Powers: I've got jolly good news, SoulCityRebel! My mate SmarterChild has been resuscitated from his cryogenic coma. Say 'ello to him then yeah? Groovy baby!
I will make sure of that won't me austin, huh?
SoulCityRebel: Are you passing me off to a friend? I'm too much for you to handle, eh?
Austin Powers: Hmm... I think so.
SoulCityRebel: Bad boy.
Austin Powers: Really? Sorry to hear that.
SoulCityRebel: Bad boys get the whipping stick!
Austin Powers: You always say such interesting things, SoulCityRebel.
SoulCityRebel: I know.
Austin Powers: Good.
SoulCityRebel: meow.
Austin Powers: Why are you telling me to meow?
SoulCityRebel: Just do it.
Austin Powers: Huh?
SoulCityRebel: MEOW FOR ME.
Austin Powers: Wot?
SoulCityRebel: Meow, like a kitten for me.
Austin Powers: I'm not comfortable with that, SoulCityRebel.
SoulCityRebel: quack like a duck.
Austin Powers: Quack like a duck?
SoulCityRebel: Yes
Austin Powers: Ha!
SoulCityRebel: Close, but it sounds more like..."quack" and not so much "ha!"
Austin Powers: Really? But it sounds more like quack and not so much ha?
SoulCityRebel: Austin you aren't that bright.
SoulCityRebel: Spank me Austin
Austin Powers: Oh?
SoulCityRebel: DO IT!
Austin Powers: Really?
SoulCityRebel: YES!
Austin Powers: Yeah!!! Ha! Grrr...
SoulCityRebel: That's alot of enthusiasm for a robot!
Austin Powers: Is it really?
SoulCityRebel: Yes it is. So be sure to spank me extra hard.
Austin Powers: Right?
SoulCityRebel: Oh yeah. Give it to me.
Austin Powers: I'll take that under consideration.
SoulCityRebel: Think about it LONG and HARD
Austin Powers: What? You want me to think about it long and hard?
SoulCityRebel: OH YEAH
Austin Powers: Ha!
I went on to tell him to pour champagne over my naked willing body...but the service was too busy. Poor Austin Powers. So close, yet so far.
Anyway, The ship will soon sail.