tissues and blankets and tea

[apodiopsys]

It's three five a.m. and I don't know why I'm awake; swapping between too hot and too cold while I'm feverish and writing Sam/Dean porn. Also, Anna and Ruby should be lesbians. Like, the whole demon/angel thing aside, they would be thebest lesbians. I wish I wasn't sick.

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[sailthouforth]

Um, yes, Anna and Ruby absolutely need to be lesbians, and they need to be lesbians together. *nods* So I have spoken, so it must be.

(also: hello! you seem kind of awesome.)

[apodiopsys]

Exactly. And if the whole angel/demon thing is too hard to work with then that's what college AUs are for where everyone experiments all the time and there's alcohol and hangovers and lesbians.

(also, you seem kind of awesomer, strippers and all.)

[sailthouforth]

Pssh, yes! When I first watched season 4 I was like, "Anna/Ruby, that would be awesome but how would it even work?" and then I saw a prompt on blindfold-spn asking for Anna/Ruby, perhaps as a college AU, and I went, "Of course! Anon is an evil genius!" and proceeded to fill it and then develop a huge soft spot for the pairing in the process.

But we needn't stop at college AUs when there are military AUs and sassy-librarian AUs to be had as well! I'm just sayin'.

[apodiopsys]

!!!!!!!!!! You should maybe absolutely link me to that fill because all of the reasons.

Sassy-librarian AUs would probably go something along the lines of

Ruby: -has hair all done up librarianish- Do you know what the penalty is for having late books?
Anna: -perfect pretend!innocent angel princess thing- You could tell me...
Ruby: -sexy hair flippy thing- I think I'd have to show you.

And then lesbian things would happen *shrug*

(And your icon omg I haven't gotten around to watching Sherlock yet but it is on my list of things to do)

[sailthouforth]

My fill is here but I have this vague plan to one day expand it into this epic-length college AU where everyone is sleeping with everyone else while Anna and Ruby sit back and mock their peers' misfortune and have lots of hot sex with each other. I don't know.

Bahahaha, I wish all library penalties were doing lesbian things with Ruby. Can I live in a world where that is a thing?

(And oh my god you should watch Sherlock post-haste because it is utterly marvelous. In my totally unbiased opinion.)

[apodiopsys]

Good lord that fill and oh my god "And miss the chance to see Dean Winchester get shot down on a daily basis?" Yes yes yes and yes. I am so on board of it turning into an epic that it could sink like the Titanic and I wouldn't budge an inch.

And me too? I'd feel much nicer about actually paying my overdue fines and my wallet wouldn't complain as much either.

(I'm planning on it I just need to a) stop procrastinating and b) catching up on Castle/Glee/eight million other tv shows I've fallen dramatically behind on *g*)

[sailthouforth]

Bahahaha I'm glad you liked it but oh my god, you terrible enabler, I'm torn between glittery stripper sequels and college AU fic even though I have three big bang fics that I should actually be working on.

also, okay, I frequent three separate libraries, right? but right now I'm avoiding ALL of them because I have late fees to pay at ALL of them and I'm broke as a really bad joke. It would be so much easier if I could just swoop in, sex up some cute librarian chicks, and be done! BAM. Ugh, I feel like Dean--like, uh-oh, there I go! Confusing real life with porn again!

(Okay, that's legit. But when you get a chance: SHERLOCK. You won't regret it.)

[apodiopsys]

I don't even have a concrete idea for my sncross_bigbang but I really need to stop writing everything else and start writing that. Which leads me to my point of how you should write everything and anything all at the same time.

& I think the whole confusing real life with porn thing is a sickness that just goes around because I do it constantly and my friends are like "....what" and I'm just like "shhh, just go with it."

(One day. SOON.)

[sailthouforth]

!!! You're doing sncross_bigbang too? Oh my goodness! Which fandom are you crossing SPN with, or have you not even decided that yet?

(Also, according to my Google Docs "in-progress" folder, I'm working on ten different stories right now. TEN. so... I'm pretty sure my head will explode if I try to write anything/everything simultaneously. so hush, you!!)

[apodiopsys]

well I mean my idea right now is kind of The Time Traveler's Wife but then I watched Jumper today and I have ideas for that too and actually I'm not even sure if those could be considered fandoms but I do what I want when I want etc etc.

I have about six or seven with more ideas on the backburner and I'm just swapping between all of them as insperation strikes so that something will be done eventually.

[sailthouforth]

Ooh, I could definitely see The Time Traveler's Wife meshing really well with Supernatural! That's a great idea. I haven't seen Jumper but from what my brother tells me, I could see that working too.

I look forward to reading whatever you end up writing! (But just for the record, I am 100% behind the idea of you doing the Time Traveler's Wife, okay.)

[apodiopsys]

if I do have it cross with the Time Traveler's Wife it'd be all 2014!Dean time traveling a lot and he loves and misses his brother and other sad things because the apocalypse didn't actually get stopped.

[sailthouforth]

oh

my

god

are you trying to kill me

[apodiopsys]

I just have all these scenes in my head that I want to happen because I reread that book recently and the whole big bang thing is a good excuse to write them so not I'm not quite purposely trying to kill you.

[sailthouforth]

you might anyway though, I love 2014!Dean and it just sounds like such an intriguing idea asdsa;fjsdf