Yes, We Have No Bananas - for Prehistoric_Sea (Stargate SG-1/Dollhouse, R)
Title: Yes, We Have No Bananas
Author: Philomena Guinea
Recipient: Prehistoric_Sea
Fandom: Stargate SG-1/Dollhouse
Rating: R for one swear word
Spoilers : "Absolute Power" (4x17), and a small but important one for "Dollhouse."
Summary: After taking over the world, Daniel Jackson meets his match. A very AU universe taking off from "Absolute Power."
When you ask him anything, he never answers no. He just yes-es you to death, and as he takes your dough, he tells you: 'Yes, we have no bananas. We have no bananas today.'
Author: Philomena Guinea
Recipient: Prehistoric_Sea
Fandom: Stargate SG-1/Dollhouse
Rating: R for one swear word
Spoilers : "Absolute Power" (4x17), and a small but important one for "Dollhouse."
Summary: After taking over the world, Daniel Jackson meets his match. A very AU universe taking off from "Absolute Power."
When you ask him anything, he never answers no. He just yes-es you to death, and as he takes your dough, he tells you: 'Yes, we have no bananas. We have no bananas today.'