Domestic Bliss
I honestly don't understand how my roommate ever leaves the house. It defies my concept of time, because as far as I can tell she is never NOT getting ready to go out. I've seen her when she wakes up, and she looks exactly like she does after AT LEAST AN HOUR of makeup, blow-drying, and whatever other spackle she seems to require in order to go to class. Class! Not a date, not out to bars, not to work. Who is there to impress?? Her boyfriend is a million miles away in Alaska. Her roommate, meanwhile, is only five feet away and DESPERATE to pee. So wrong.