because i haven't updated in a while

Dec 19, 2006 18:33

i have decided to fill u in on the latest of my doings... nothing
i have done nothing
i have roted in place
and i have loved it
actually this is what i have done

its kind aweird and disturbing

then again what isn't? i mean it is me after all

so here it goes
this is what i do during vampire hour

moosekid222 (12:11:29 AM): wtf?
moosekid222 (12:11:30 AM): i win
moosekid222 (12:11:33 AM): u just lost
TBSchemer (12:11:37 AM): hm?
moosekid222 (12:11:57 AM): TBSchemer (12:11:14 AM): yes i am a weenie. i lose!
moosekid222 (12:12:10 AM): see
moosekid222 (12:12:13 AM): freak
TBSchemer (12:12:50 AM): schwhat? (00:12:41) Sami: i'm totally more of a freak. i'm a crackwhore too
TBSchemer (12:12:58 AM): why do you say these things about yourself?
moosekid222 (12:13:01 AM): wtf?
moosekid222 (12:13:03 AM): such lies
TBSchemer (12:13:17 AM): hey, the log doesn't lie
moosekid222 (12:13:44 AM): i mean look at you TBSchemer (12:12:50 AM): i am much more of a whore than sami will ever be. i mean look at my totally hot pole dancing moves
moosekid222 (12:14:02 AM): the log so does not lie
moosekid222 (12:14:03 AM): one sec
moosekid222 (12:14:05 AM): need water
moosekid222 (12:15:30 AM): okay
TBSchemer (12:15:56 AM): well look at you (00:12:41) Sami: i eat small children...in BED and love it passionately
TBSchemer (12:16:09 AM): i mean, that's sick
moosekid222 (12:16:56 AM): your sick
TBSchemer (12:17:07 AM): no you are
moosekid222 (12:17:40 AM): TBSchemer (12:17:07 AM): not only do i eat small children in bed and love it passionately, but i take the parts o poop out and rape it
moosekid222 (12:17:50 AM): now that is sick
TBSchemer (12:18:00 AM): you're deranged
TBSchemer (12:19:08 AM): (00:12:41) Sami: i take small children, kill them, and make their corpses have sex while filming it and enjoying the pleasure it brings me
TBSchemer (12:19:17 AM): omigawd, you have a problem
moosekid222 (12:19:28 AM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
moosekid222 (12:20:36 AM): TBSchemer (12:19:17 AM): not only do i take pleasure from making small childrens dead corpses have sex while i film it, but i take pleasure i knowing that i slowly toruted them and it turned me on
TBSchemer (12:22:35 AM): (00:12:41) Sami: not only am i turned on by filming small corpses of children doing sexual things, but i also enjoy keeping their blood in my orifices, feeling the warm squishiness. that's what really gets me off
moosekid222 (12:23:14 AM): this is such an odd convo
TBSchemer (12:23:24 AM): they always are
TBSchemer (12:23:38 AM): i know that's how you like it
moosekid222 (12:23:56 AM): oh posh
moosekid222 (12:24:01 AM): u so don't konw what your atlking about
moosekid222 (12:24:06 AM): your so high on drugs right now
TBSchemer (12:24:15 AM): oh you got me
moosekid222 (12:24:29 AM): i know
TBSchemer (12:24:30 AM): i've been snorting powdered merengue all night
TBSchemer (12:24:43 AM): but i know you've been shooting up speed balls
moosekid222 (12:24:45 AM): what if god smoked cannibus?
TBSchemer (12:24:48 AM): in your eyes
moosekid222 (12:24:53 AM): hit the bong like some of us
TBSchemer (12:24:56 AM): lol
moosekid222 (12:24:58 AM): drove a tye dye micro bus
moosekid222 (12:25:08 AM): me and my speed balls
moosekid222 (12:25:11 AM): no thats likejonathon
TBSchemer (12:25:37 AM): but i know how you chose speed balls
TBSchemer (12:25:50 AM): you heard "balls" in the name and just needed to try them

yeah have fun reading that one

so anyways
i will soon be leaving for san francisco. woot so excited. not. i have nobody to talk to when i go there just my brother and we all know how well i get along with him
NOT!

SO LATERZ
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