tell me a story about a man named max
so gogesh is like tell me about max. so i do
i was like
me: well there once was a planet called frankfurter. and i happened to fly by there one day.. long story.. and so i got hungry and decided to stop adn get some fries. and lo and behold a guy named max worked at the fry stand. and i was like hey u seen kinda nice.. wanna be my friend. and he was like sure. wahtev's just pay for your own food damn it. so i'm like fine
this of course gave me the idea to ask ppl about stories of a person named max
nataly:
whyboxeses (8:45:18 PM): one time max woke up
whyboxeses (8:45:24 PM): and was like BITCH IM UP
whyboxeses (8:45:39 PM): so then he goes to brush his teeth
whyboxeses (8:45:43 PM): but his teeth are missing
whyboxeses (8:45:50 PM): and he's like COURTNEY GET MY GUN
whyboxeses (8:45:56 PM): but he meant in a sexual way
whyboxeses (8:46:00 PM): so then max goes to school
whyboxeses (8:46:08 PM): which was a school for chick sexing
whyboxeses (8:46:14 PM): (one look and he just knows)
whyboxeses (8:46:25 PM): and he's like BITCH MAKE ME A SANDWHICH
whyboxeses (8:46:34 PM): ..out of fresh chicken
whyboxeses (8:46:46 PM): cause they're all up in that shit in those places
whyboxeses (8:47:02 PM): but what happened
whyboxeses (8:47:13 PM): was that the chickens heard of his evil plan
whyboxeses (8:47:16 PM): so
whyboxeses (8:47:21 PM): they turned into rocks
whyboxeses (8:47:25 PM): and flew away
whyboxeses (8:47:38 PM): so max was hungry and angry at the world
whyboxeses (8:47:53 PM): mostly he's anrgy because he's sort of not interesting
whyboxeses (8:48:04 PM): since all the other youths nowadays are "angry at the world"
whyboxeses (8:48:12 PM): and he's just following the crowd
whyboxeses (8:48:24 PM): anyways seeing flying chicken rocks renewed his faith
whyboxeses (8:48:26 PM): in the good book
whyboxeses (8:48:44 PM): and when i say good book I really mean forks
whyboxeses (8:48:55 PM): cause they're all up that shit in those places
whyboxeses (8:49:06 PM): and he was like bitch look up forks on wikipedia
whyboxeses (8:49:12 PM): but he really didn't have a bitch to do his bidding
whyboxeses (8:49:19 PM): since max was actually a very lonely man
whyboxeses (8:49:27 PM): he liked to pretend tho
whyboxeses (8:49:43 PM): so we should at least give him his imaginary stable of ho's
whyboxeses (8:50:01 PM): indeed
tristan:
TBSchemer (9:13:26 PM): max lived in an old cottage
TBSchemer (9:13:30 PM): twas a warm cottage
TBSchemer (9:13:34 PM): with a nice hearth
TBSchemer (9:13:46 PM): one day, max was making popcorn on that hearth
TBSchemer (9:13:56 PM): and a kernel popped into his eye
TBSchemer (9:14:13 PM): he fell backwards, landing on his table
TBSchemer (9:14:34 PM): the table broke, the legs splayed, and a dresser was knocked over
TBSchemer (9:14:57 PM): on this dresser had rested a bouqet of flowers gifted to him by his one true love
TBSchemer (9:15:16 PM): this bouqet landed dangerously close to the fire, and promptly caught flame
TBSchemer (9:15:38 PM): the flame of course spread to the table legs, caught his clothing, and singed his face
TBSchemer (9:15:57 PM): the warm cottage that was so cozy and humble once
TBSchemer (9:16:04 PM): ultimately became max's demise
TBSchemer (9:16:20 PM): with the help of a little love
TBSchemer (9:16:35 PM): as the cottage collapsed opon his burned body
TBSchemer (9:16:39 PM): the end
TBSchemer (9:17:05 PM): sequel: grim reaper shows up at max's
TBSchemer (9:17:13 PM): they sit down, have a dinner party
TBSchemer (9:17:23 PM): then max gets cleaved in two
TBSchemer (9:18:23 PM): it progresses into a slapstick romantic comedy as max learns both the horrors- and the joys- of being a corpse
me again:
moosekid222 (9:19:11 PM): there once was a man named max
moosekid222 (9:19:27 PM): he was really fat and wore too much axe
moosekid222 (9:19:38 PM): so once day we took a stool
moosekid222 (9:19:42 PM): and made him drool
moosekid222 (9:19:52 PM): by placing tiny bits of candy
moosekid222 (9:20:04 PM): just outside the reach of his handy
mischelle: he goes to asu and is retarded like everyone else here
jessica:
jcw0692 (8:51:10 PM): max
jcw0692 (8:51:12 PM): is a boy
jcw0692 (8:51:18 PM): whose nickname is heart attack max
jcw0692 (8:51:20 PM): because
jcw0692 (8:51:23 PM): he was in an elevator
jcw0692 (8:51:31 PM): and pretended to have a heart attack
jcw0692 (8:51:34 PM): and thenr andomly sat up
jcw0692 (8:51:35 PM): and wasnormal
jcw0692 (8:58:06 PM): did you get my cool story
jcw0692 (8:58:17 PM): it's a true one you know?
jcw0692 (8:58:20 PM): you know
coleman:
OldManOfNorway (9:25:50 PM): he was born in minnesota
OldManOfNorway (9:25:57 PM): he had liver disease
OldManOfNorway (9:26:08 PM): his parents dumped him on the streets
OldManOfNorway (9:26:16 PM): where he met a man named billy joe
OldManOfNorway (9:26:23 PM): billy joe is a multi-millionare
OldManOfNorway (9:26:31 PM): billy joe payed to cure max
OldManOfNorway (9:26:46 PM): billy joe and max became partners in the business
OldManOfNorway (9:27:07 PM): when max's parent's were old and frail, he went to their door
OldManOfNorway (9:27:15 PM): to laugh in their faces as they died
OldManOfNorway (9:27:18 PM): THE END
hal:
ChokoboEater (9:26:09 PM): um there once was a man named max
who fell in love with an axe.... yea im spent
evan:
ninjapirate777 (9:26:50 PM): max died. the end.
lake: i have a lot of hw
*Side effects of reading this user's messages may include nausea, headaches, itchiness, impotence, temporary blindness, weakness in knees, mild pregnancy, and a loss of faith in humanity. Should death occur, consult a mortician.*.. thank u tristan
if i get more i will update thank u very much
i was like
me: well there once was a planet called frankfurter. and i happened to fly by there one day.. long story.. and so i got hungry and decided to stop adn get some fries. and lo and behold a guy named max worked at the fry stand. and i was like hey u seen kinda nice.. wanna be my friend. and he was like sure. wahtev's just pay for your own food damn it. so i'm like fine
this of course gave me the idea to ask ppl about stories of a person named max
nataly:
whyboxeses (8:45:18 PM): one time max woke up
whyboxeses (8:45:24 PM): and was like BITCH IM UP
whyboxeses (8:45:39 PM): so then he goes to brush his teeth
whyboxeses (8:45:43 PM): but his teeth are missing
whyboxeses (8:45:50 PM): and he's like COURTNEY GET MY GUN
whyboxeses (8:45:56 PM): but he meant in a sexual way
whyboxeses (8:46:00 PM): so then max goes to school
whyboxeses (8:46:08 PM): which was a school for chick sexing
whyboxeses (8:46:14 PM): (one look and he just knows)
whyboxeses (8:46:25 PM): and he's like BITCH MAKE ME A SANDWHICH
whyboxeses (8:46:34 PM): ..out of fresh chicken
whyboxeses (8:46:46 PM): cause they're all up in that shit in those places
whyboxeses (8:47:02 PM): but what happened
whyboxeses (8:47:13 PM): was that the chickens heard of his evil plan
whyboxeses (8:47:16 PM): so
whyboxeses (8:47:21 PM): they turned into rocks
whyboxeses (8:47:25 PM): and flew away
whyboxeses (8:47:38 PM): so max was hungry and angry at the world
whyboxeses (8:47:53 PM): mostly he's anrgy because he's sort of not interesting
whyboxeses (8:48:04 PM): since all the other youths nowadays are "angry at the world"
whyboxeses (8:48:12 PM): and he's just following the crowd
whyboxeses (8:48:24 PM): anyways seeing flying chicken rocks renewed his faith
whyboxeses (8:48:26 PM): in the good book
whyboxeses (8:48:44 PM): and when i say good book I really mean forks
whyboxeses (8:48:55 PM): cause they're all up that shit in those places
whyboxeses (8:49:06 PM): and he was like bitch look up forks on wikipedia
whyboxeses (8:49:12 PM): but he really didn't have a bitch to do his bidding
whyboxeses (8:49:19 PM): since max was actually a very lonely man
whyboxeses (8:49:27 PM): he liked to pretend tho
whyboxeses (8:49:43 PM): so we should at least give him his imaginary stable of ho's
whyboxeses (8:50:01 PM): indeed
tristan:
TBSchemer (9:13:26 PM): max lived in an old cottage
TBSchemer (9:13:30 PM): twas a warm cottage
TBSchemer (9:13:34 PM): with a nice hearth
TBSchemer (9:13:46 PM): one day, max was making popcorn on that hearth
TBSchemer (9:13:56 PM): and a kernel popped into his eye
TBSchemer (9:14:13 PM): he fell backwards, landing on his table
TBSchemer (9:14:34 PM): the table broke, the legs splayed, and a dresser was knocked over
TBSchemer (9:14:57 PM): on this dresser had rested a bouqet of flowers gifted to him by his one true love
TBSchemer (9:15:16 PM): this bouqet landed dangerously close to the fire, and promptly caught flame
TBSchemer (9:15:38 PM): the flame of course spread to the table legs, caught his clothing, and singed his face
TBSchemer (9:15:57 PM): the warm cottage that was so cozy and humble once
TBSchemer (9:16:04 PM): ultimately became max's demise
TBSchemer (9:16:20 PM): with the help of a little love
TBSchemer (9:16:35 PM): as the cottage collapsed opon his burned body
TBSchemer (9:16:39 PM): the end
TBSchemer (9:17:05 PM): sequel: grim reaper shows up at max's
TBSchemer (9:17:13 PM): they sit down, have a dinner party
TBSchemer (9:17:23 PM): then max gets cleaved in two
TBSchemer (9:18:23 PM): it progresses into a slapstick romantic comedy as max learns both the horrors- and the joys- of being a corpse
me again:
moosekid222 (9:19:11 PM): there once was a man named max
moosekid222 (9:19:27 PM): he was really fat and wore too much axe
moosekid222 (9:19:38 PM): so once day we took a stool
moosekid222 (9:19:42 PM): and made him drool
moosekid222 (9:19:52 PM): by placing tiny bits of candy
moosekid222 (9:20:04 PM): just outside the reach of his handy
mischelle: he goes to asu and is retarded like everyone else here
jessica:
jcw0692 (8:51:10 PM): max
jcw0692 (8:51:12 PM): is a boy
jcw0692 (8:51:18 PM): whose nickname is heart attack max
jcw0692 (8:51:20 PM): because
jcw0692 (8:51:23 PM): he was in an elevator
jcw0692 (8:51:31 PM): and pretended to have a heart attack
jcw0692 (8:51:34 PM): and thenr andomly sat up
jcw0692 (8:51:35 PM): and wasnormal
jcw0692 (8:58:06 PM): did you get my cool story
jcw0692 (8:58:17 PM): it's a true one you know?
jcw0692 (8:58:20 PM): you know
coleman:
OldManOfNorway (9:25:50 PM): he was born in minnesota
OldManOfNorway (9:25:57 PM): he had liver disease
OldManOfNorway (9:26:08 PM): his parents dumped him on the streets
OldManOfNorway (9:26:16 PM): where he met a man named billy joe
OldManOfNorway (9:26:23 PM): billy joe is a multi-millionare
OldManOfNorway (9:26:31 PM): billy joe payed to cure max
OldManOfNorway (9:26:46 PM): billy joe and max became partners in the business
OldManOfNorway (9:27:07 PM): when max's parent's were old and frail, he went to their door
OldManOfNorway (9:27:15 PM): to laugh in their faces as they died
OldManOfNorway (9:27:18 PM): THE END
hal:
ChokoboEater (9:26:09 PM): um there once was a man named max
who fell in love with an axe.... yea im spent
evan:
ninjapirate777 (9:26:50 PM): max died. the end.
lake: i have a lot of hw
*Side effects of reading this user's messages may include nausea, headaches, itchiness, impotence, temporary blindness, weakness in knees, mild pregnancy, and a loss of faith in humanity. Should death occur, consult a mortician.*.. thank u tristan
if i get more i will update thank u very much